Swear I ain't up to anything Shady...

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Published 02/14/2017 at 11:47

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But would the floor plans of a major city Police Department just be open to the public, and if so, would it be this well-labeled? Would they really tell you where the guns are, where the security room is, where all the evidence is, so on?

Seriously, I ain’t up to no shady business. I’m a good boy. I graduated high school with a C+.


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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/14/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

I feel like that’s not a good thing to have open to the public.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/14/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

So that’s where the drugs are kept!

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/14/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1

based on my understanding of this documentary, yes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181316/

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/14/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 6

*browses police station floorplan*

5-star wanted level, FIB team shows up at door gun blazing.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

If you’re someone who has to look up floor plans before trying to raid an evidence room, you’re probably going to get shot by one of the many people carrying guns in the building. It’s a lot easier to just pay a cop to steal something for you.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0

Or maaaaybe it’s a fake floor plan to funnel invaders into a kill zone. Hmmm?

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/14/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 0

I bet they have them on record at city hall or DPW.

you may be able to get a simplified floor plan from the architect.

You’ll probably need a good reason for them to give them to you.... so what is it?

Kinja'd!!! "SHARPSPEED" (SHARPSPEED)
02/14/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

I’m just a story writer is all. No way I’m Splinter Cell’ing my way through a local PD anytime soon.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/14/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

1. I feel like I’m in GTA

2. Government buildings and public records, I think they have to do it.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/14/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 4

After working with several gov’t agencies and their building drawings, I can assure you this is in no way accurate. Building probably doesn’t even exist.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1

+1. Doesn’t matter even if it’s .gov - big org with lots of bureaucracy, that shit did not get built like the original plan.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

This would be useful, not only for writing, but also for any kind of modern setting pen & paper role playing game.

Kinja'd!!! "Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
02/14/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

FUTURE COP!

Minority Report Confirmed.

Kinja'd!!! "As Du Volant" (skuhnphoto)
02/14/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 0

I noticed the evidence room has an outside wall. If you never need to erase the hard drive on a confiscated laptop all you need is a box truck and a giant magnet.

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Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
02/14/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0

Whats in the Future Cop room? :D

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