No Love for Vipers

Kinja'd!!! by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 02/14/2017 at 11:22

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Kinja'd!!!

If the highway is crap full of traffic and I take the back roads (which are still crap full of traffic) I pass the local McLaren dealer. Today most of the dealer stock had been moved inside but this sad guy was still outside covered in snow.

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www.mclarenboston.com/2016-dodge-viper-acr-c-134.htm


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
02/14/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1

“Financing up to 12 years on approved credit.”

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

Snakes are cold-blooded, but unless they actually freeze you can usually sort of thaw them out later. Probably.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 5

That’s a bad deal for the creditor. Most vipers will kill their owners before the interest is even paid off.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/14/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 1

Buy brand new Viper. Drive for 691 miles over 6 months. Trade Viper in on brand new McLaren. I want that person’s life.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/14/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

yea... it was like 24* this morning. I’m think that snake would be a stiffy

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/14/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

must be tough

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
02/14/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

“Estate responsible for remaining payments upon death-by-Viper of purchaser.”

Kinja'd!!! "Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
02/14/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0

American Car. Snow. Rust.

Don’t buy it!!!!


(I do secretly want one. Mainly because of Forza. And in spite of my complete dislike for the Gen 1 Vipers)

Edit: I just saw this on the dealers site....ugh....no!!!








**Financing up to 12 years on approved credit. **

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0

I would love a Viper, but you can buy one new for less than that. A family friend got a 2014 SRT mspr $115k or something like that for $75k because he negotiated.

This dealer is asking $20k over new msrp on a used one?! They must be smoking something strong