by "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
Published 02/14/2017 at 11:00
by "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
Published 02/14/2017 at 11:00
Tags: SAD
; Singles awareness day
; valentines day
STARS: 10
Today is Singles Awareness Day
"jimz" (jimz)
02/14/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1
it’s just Tuesday.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/14/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 6
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/14/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 2
I went to a college where the guy:girl was 1:3.
I had many female friends that celebrated what they called Cheeseburger Day. They’d dress in black and ... well they’d eat cheeseburgers I guess. I wasn’t a single girl so I was not privy to their secret rituals.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/14/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 2
The ratio at my school was basically the opposite.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/14/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0
One of Cameron Crowe’s best movies, I highly recommend it. For me, that was the quintessential 90s flick, far better than Reality Bites.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/14/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 0
Did you make your own version of Cheeseburger day?
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/14/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 2
No, I just didn’t give a shit.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/14/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 5
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/14/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 4
All this time, Trump’s been tweeting to promote Singles Awareness Day. I never noticed. SAD!
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/14/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 2
More like Narcissism Awareness Day.
“I’m too obsessed with my own relationship status to let happy couples celebrate their love for one another in peace.”
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/14/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0
Mine was basically 1:1 I think, but always being on the engineering side of campus made it feel 3:1, guy:girl.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/14/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 4
how do you know my life
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/14/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
This is a penis
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/14/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
I went to Georgia Tech, which is an engineering school. ChemE was a little better, like a decent amount of girls. They were still at Tech so they all sucked, by that I mean they thought they were hot shit since you know supply and demand.
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/14/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 2
Mine was 1:4 freshman year, though it dropped to 1:3 as time went on. Still had guy friends who couldn’t get a girl to save their lives.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/14/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1
Haha...stupid laws of supply and demand. I went the Wisconsin (UW Madison), so at least on campus in general there was an even distribution.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0
You mean to tell me you don’t snuggle up to penisis?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/14/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1
That’s just assumed
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/14/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 7
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Eat Arby’s
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 3
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0
Yup, the best acronym ever. He has been tweeting about it?
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 3
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1
I went to a school that was severely the other way around....
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1
Right though?! Someone has been looking at my metadata.
"Svend" (svend)
02/14/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 3
Ye’, it’s terrible being single and not having children.
Absolutely terrible being able to get up and go to bed when I want, eat and drink what I want when I want, not having someone to judge and critique what I say, do, eat, etc... Don’t even get me started on arguments I’m not having.
I really don’t know how I cope.
Oh hang on.
Oh, it looks like I’m coping rather well. Lol.
Not to mention also being able to buy stuff for the car without having to come up with an excuse (ie, it was on sale, I’m taking it in for a neighbour, I’ve always had it you’ve just not seen it, there was a competition on the internet, etc...).
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/14/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 1
I was one of those guys at my school. (Some things never change, sadly.)
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/14/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/14/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1
Spoiler: Robert DeNiro kills the girl, the middle guy has a threesome including Charlie Sheen
’
s wife, and the guy on the right joins a band with a couple of the dudes from Tool.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/14/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1
Die in my car? Where do I sign up?
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1
Too far away for crap food
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Hence my surprise!
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/14/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 2
I once tried to throw a party on Feb 14th. Called a bunch of people earlier in the month to catch up with them, asking how they were doing, asking if they were seeing anyone, etc...
If they said they were single, I told them I was having a “The only thing I got for Vday was drunk” party, and they should come by.
It was great. Out of the 15-20 people I invited about 10 showed up.
Then I realized both the genius and the failure in my plan.
1. They were all women.
2. They were all women.
They all left about an hour later for a girls night out.
"kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
02/14/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1
I’m way too unmotivated to even buy anything.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/14/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0
See I’m smart like that
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/14/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0
Eat Arby’s
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/14/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0
It surely helped me get dates I wouldn’t have otherwise.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/14/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0
Last one in Toronto closed years ago, and I don’t want to drive to Buffalo.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/14/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0
Sorry.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 3
The post VD chocolate sales are no joke. That’s my real holiday. The real trick is keeping from gaining 5 lbs.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 1
Yeah, that sounds terrible!! You must be so disappointed.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 1
The real trick is hiding the stale candy for next year
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 0
Didn’t bother me in the least
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 0
Eh, I’m going to our local pint night tonight
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 4
stale candy
I don’t understand this term. Is this some foreign language?
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
Well that’s different
"Bytemite" (bytemite)
02/14/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 1
You ever open a bar of chocolate and it’s got a white-ish color to it? That’s a stale candy bar.
I still eat them though :D
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 1
You know, candy that has been sitting for a long time goes stale just like old bread. It only happens when you don’t eat it immediately.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 1
Yeah, pro tip: that oxidized layer doesn’t affect the flavor of the interior chocolate. And, if you didn’t eat it, I’d deny you as a heretic.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1
Like I said, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
02/14/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2
I’m still loading on my after-Christmas stash when Kisses and PB cups went 90% off. That 90% also applied to the candy canes, but my wife went through those already.
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/14/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1
Not
all
my ideas are super awesome.
"Svend" (svend)
02/14/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1
It really is and I am. Lol.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0
Just wait until Easter. Here in the South, they actually sell chocolate crosses.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1
Lol, lets keep it our little secret about how amazing single life is, we don’t want that getting out.
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
02/14/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0
Do they have gummy Jesus, as well?
"Svend" (svend)
02/14/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
Will do.
I need to get some beer tomorrow morning for the following three nights off work. I’m think tomorrow will be curry night or something. :)
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1
If it helps we can judge you
"S65" (granthp)
02/14/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1
I got chocolates today, which is nice.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/14/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0
That does sound nice
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
Incredibly, Google tells me they do:
"Svend" (svend)
02/14/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 1
Yeah, but I don’t care about you lot so it’s not going to be the same somehow.
Lol.
"merged-5808683632773118733-jkqhkr" (merged-5808683632773118733-jkqhkr)
02/14/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1
"merged-5808683632773118733-jkqhkr" (merged-5808683632773118733-jkqhkr)
02/14/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1
