Happy Valentine's Day, Oppo

by "yamahog" (yamahog)
Published 02/14/2017 at 09:23

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A friend of mine made these for her kid’s classmates. Help yourself to some fine puns for your SO. Or yourself, whatever floats your goat.

Replies (7)

"S65" (granthp)
02/14/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 2

DAMNIT I COULD’VE DONE THIS I’M SO BAD

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 5

“I’m engine closer to you”
“This isn’t just a passing thing”
“You’re tire-smokin’ hot”
“I’d like to take you for a spin”
“A little rubbing is just friendly competition” - perv increasing, ABORT ABORT

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/14/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 2

Valentine’s is like lending money to Scumbag Steve: Forever A Loan.

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
02/14/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 1

That is awesome! Your friend is very creative.

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/14/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 2

I didn’t slam you, I didn’t bump you, I didn’t budge you...I rubbed you. And rubbing is... OK yeah, this got real inappropriate real quick

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 1

Sam : Alrighty, I’m coming up on your mudflaps at 67.
Crow : “Coming up on your mudflaps.” People have such cute names for sex.
Mike [as Sam] : Ma’ well-oiled chassis is comin’ up on yer backside, now.
Servo [as Sam] : My rigid grill structure is bearin’ down on yer unprotected cargo door.
Crow [as Sam] : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours—
Mike, Servo : Ugh— Crow! . . .
[Sam and Buffalo Bill have completed the maneuver and are easing into a town.]
Mike [as Sam] : Drained and satisfied, I’m tracin’ lazy circles on yer’ supercab now.
Crow : You said I was bad.
Mike : You inspired me.

http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Riding_with_Death

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/14/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1

Damn, I miss mst3k