I'm Opening a Restaurant Soon

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Published 02/14/2017 at 09:00

Tags: Foodlopnik
STARS: 6


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One with all the good foods and none of the bad foods. Also, don’t mind the pig on top. We’ll also have a kosher/halal kitchen, because we’re not horrible people.

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UPDATE: I found Travis’ future publication about how to meet singles in your area while driving,

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
02/14/2017 at 09:38, STARS: 0

Goddamn, these are great. I got Linen&Toad. Which: laundry service/pet shop?

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

What’s funny about that X logo they all use is how very unhip hardcore scenes have been using it for decades.

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But they were into it before it was cool...

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 0

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On a related note (ha) Son of Notebook is a great horror movie title.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

Update: I then got Locket and Smoke. With a cupcake and arrows.

Kinja'd!!! "cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
02/14/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0

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Code & Shadow private investigation agency. Oddly enough, we actually are computer illiterate and afraid of the dark.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/14/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 0

This was followed by Snail & Uncle.

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Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
02/14/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 0

I actually am opening a restaurant with hippie friendly tendencies. Mostly because I am a hippie when it comes to meat and only want to get meat from suppliers that treat the animals nicely. I’m trying to avoid delving too deeply into hipster territory.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0

Literally.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

“Notebook & Sons - on a related note, what would you like to read?”

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/14/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0

Also, actual restaurant by me. I ate there for free once, legally.

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

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Kidding aside, you definitely don’t have to be a hippie or a hipster to eat ethical and grass fed beef. The ranchers I sometimes buy by meat from make fun of the hippies at the farmers market with me. I have my own chickens and non of them are named Colin.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/14/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
02/15/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0

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I got East & Brother. We’re a classical apothecary with a hand-picked selection of poisons kept in a secret room behind a swiveling bookcase.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/22/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 1

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When high-class hipsters build race cars.