by "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
Published 02/13/2017 at 22:58
by "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
Published 02/13/2017 at 22:58
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STARS: 10
Sometimes, when the wife isn’t around, I eat cereal right out of the box, in bed.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/13/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 3
No shame in that. I’m eating a pop tart trig hat now, cold, in bed crumbs in my belly button.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/13/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 10
Cold pop tarts are underrated. Except S’mores. If you don’t toast a S’mores, you are literally HondaBro.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/13/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0
What flavor? I like cinnamon. Or strawberry.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/13/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1
Let’s not say things we will regret later.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/13/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 2
That’s the American Dream™
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/13/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 4
"facw" (facw)
02/13/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0
I eat cereal right out of the box (mainly Special-K Red Berries). Don’t eat in bed though.
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
02/13/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 1
Handful of cereal in one hand, gallon of milk in the other.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/13/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0
My partner does that whether I’m present or not.
"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
02/13/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1
Counterpoint: S’mores Pop Tarts are also amazing frozen
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/13/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0
Rule: if you toast them, you have to put ice cream on top.
"avalonian" (avalonain19)
02/13/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1
Heathen
"cbell04" (cbell04)
02/13/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1
Eating in bed is banned in cbell04'S house. If my wife eats one pretzel in bed somehow the entire bed becomes so crumby it feels like a sandy beach in the sheets! Don’t even get me going on the kids.. Swear more ends up under the dinner table than in their mouth. I have however tried drinking in bed. Only problem is a beer only last so long so would need a mini fridge within reach to be at peak laziness.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/13/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0
Those flakes look gross
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/13/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 1
I thought it was eating papa murphy’s while nude in a sebring convertible.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/13/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 0
That as well.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/14/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 1
That’s my breakfast every morning.
I’d say no wonder I’m single, but I’m supposed to be the one offended by this behavior.
*shrug*
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/14/2017 at 01:46, STARS: 1
Some Dunkn’ Donuts coffee thing.
"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
02/14/2017 at 07:08, STARS: 0
What are those? Spinach Flakes?
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 0
I hope you have to wear a poncho. Like it’s a splash zone.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0
I am not familiar with that, very interesting
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0
It’s the 21st century anyone can eat breakfast how they like. That’s my view anyway.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0
Who doesn’t like the beach?
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 1
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/14/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0
Last night, with my wife around, I ate Fruity Pebbles out of a bowl with a spoon, in bed.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/14/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0
It’s more like this, but with cereal instead of cigarettes.
