by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 02/13/2017 at 10:36
by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 02/13/2017 at 10:36
Tags: one shitpost to rule them all
STARS: 2
I brought this ring from this guy on FB because I though the etchings and stuff looked cool. But when I put it on the world gets all dark and wavy, and now these really creepy guys on horses are looking for me? I went to the police already but they just laughed. Anybody got any ideas?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/13/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 1
Eat a pineapple pizza.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
02/13/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0
Watch out for creepy stalkers in caves
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
02/13/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 3
Quick,. move to New Zealand
They’ll never find you there
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
02/13/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0
Quick,. move to New Zealand
They’ll never find you there
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/13/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 3
Azh nazh durbatuluk, azh nazh gimbatul
is Italian for “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
02/13/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0
Give it back! It’s my precious! Thief! Miserable thief!
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/13/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 4
You need to find Dumbledore so you can go disable the tractor beam. After that the rebels will give you further guidance.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/13/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0
Didnt there used to be a commenter here with that name?
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/13/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0
Yes, long ago.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/13/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0
You’ll need to wait for Mount St. Helens to go hot again. Then, and only then, can you cast the ring into to volcano’s depths.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/13/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0
Be careful! This is the path to Chicken Parm, and the pull to the Chicken Parm side is very hard.
"jonny11quest" (jonny11quest)
02/13/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0
Fly, you fool.