It's A Trap

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 02/12/2017 at 20:26

Tags: When Dealers Shitpost
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Brand new Versas For *$10k under market! Inquire inside!

* New Vehicle Pricing: Customer must be eligible for Owner Loyalty (customer received special owner loyalty certificate from Nissan.), and/or VPP (includes recent college grads, active and retired military, Nissan employees or business associates, ask dealer for eligibility), and other dealer discounts. Must Finance with NMAC/Nissan at standard rates or lose discounts and/or Rebates for financing. Price is on In Stock units only. All prices are plus tax, tag & fees. Ask us for full details. Used Vehicle Pricing: Sales Tax, Title, License Fee, Registration Fee, Finance Charges, Emission Testing Fees, Vehicle Reconditioning and Compli

Oh, you aren’t loyal Nissan owner? Ahh. We’ll be taking our rediculous and not at all real $10k discount back then. Sorry.


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/12/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1

Offer them that price. If they don’t accept, walk out.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
02/12/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1

Eh, if your old car is a run-down 1992 Altima, then this is an incredible deal.

Edit: Looked at the listing. This dealer offers BOGO Nissans. Seriously, that is fye.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/12/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

Sure, if they never want you to buy another Nissan again!

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
02/12/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

My parents bought a new Rogue in 2008; it’s the oldest car we have, and my sister’s been driving it for two and a half years. Great car.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
02/12/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 0

Then burn their fucking house down!

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/12/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

They have already accounted for depreciation.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/12/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

I don’t think It’s as simple as having owned a Nissan before. According to this , you can only get the owner loyalty certificate (refered to in the document as a ‘waiver’) after 1) Leasing a Nissan, 2) Being financed through Nissan and 3) Buying a Nissan after having leased one. It’s not going to be enough to Send them a pic of your old Altima.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/12/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

I was commenting on how awful the Versa is to drive. Give them that one cheap and drive them away for life.