by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/12/2017 at 17:32
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/12/2017 at 17:32
Tags: Unclean! Unclean!
STARS: 4
Maybe it really is the flu...
I’ve been able to slowly sip gatorade without it coming right back up. Otherwise, I might feel even worse now overall.
"PS9" (PS9)
02/12/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 5
OH SHIT EVERYONE, ZOIDBERG IS PREGNANT!!!
OPPO BABY SHOWER AT HIS HOUSE!!!!!
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/12/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 4
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
02/12/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 4
oh my god zoidberg is pregnant!
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 2
The only way to be sure is to take it rectally.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/12/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 2
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/12/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 11
I think you’re pregnant
"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
02/12/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 2
That looks like 002 degrees to me, which means not only are you dead, but you are below freezing.
Congrats on being an Ice Zombie.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/12/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
If it was food poisoning you’d have gone down sooner and be fine by now. You’ve got the flu. Sorry man, feel better soon.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0
Who says I didnt?
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/12/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 1
buddy, I feel you. I just got over a sickness myself.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0
Go wash your hands
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
I have washed them maybe 20 times today.
"CB" (jrcb)
02/12/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 5
To lighten the mood, a joke:
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
(Pause for effect)
The taste.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1
I don’t think what came out of me was a fetus.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 1
The pleasure?
The number of participants required?
One is 3rd base and the other is a 2-run home run?
Only one fills you with guilt and shame?
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/12/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 0
Probably weighs the same
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0
Been around any kids lately? Their little germ factories.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0
I don’t know... I think I’ve lost 15% of body weight today.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1
Well I do babysit on Thursdays... I also visit people’s homes that are awash with little miracles.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/12/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1
Told you man, norovirus. It’s going around and just a FYI you’re still contagious a couple of days after the fever breaks so stay home. Your co-workers will thank you.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 0
That’ll do it. Quarantine so Mrs. spacecrab doesn’t get it. And bleach everything!
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/12/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 0
It’s been so long since I’ve had the flu..
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0
I already called out. My wife poor wife though :(
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/12/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0
Keep sipping that Gatorade. Sprite is good, too. It’s really important to stay hydrated. Don’t even worry about food for a while.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/12/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 4
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/12/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 4
the potato is so strong with this one I was about to congratulate you on twins.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/12/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 1
You’re holding it wrong. Your temperature is actually 200.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
Definitely more than one
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/12/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 1
that’s a lot of scoob
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/12/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 0
One the doctor doesn’t ask you to open wide?
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/12/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0
Fun fact: I can’t remember the last time I’ve used one of those and it wasn’t being put in an animal’s butt.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/12/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0
Immediate thought when I first scrolled past. Then I saw who posted it.
"Svend" (svend)
02/12/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1
Doctor reaches into her pen pocket so she can write down the patients obs and pulls out a rectal thermometer, she looks at it and mutters to herself, ‘hmm, some arsehole has my pen’.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/12/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0
If she keeps washing her hands with hot water and soap and doesn’t sleep in the same bed she might make it out okay.