by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/12/2017 at 12:23
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/12/2017 at 12:23
Tags: SOS-lopnik
STARS: 2
I don’t remember the last time I’ve ever been this sick.
I was tossing and turning all night, until 4am when my stomach felt like it had turned inside out. After a few trips to the porcelain suggestion box, things got much worse. After my first esophageal donation, I was like, “Whew I feel better now that that’s finally over.” No. It is not over. My sinuses burn of stomach acid. I can’t hold down food or water. When I run to the bathroom, I don’t know what way it’s coming out until the last second. My immune system is flipping a coin: “Let’s see: up, or down?” “Looks down up, sir. He has about 3 seconds to figure that out.” So the last 5 hours have been swell!
All because of a damned chicken sandwich I had last night at a pub. Could have been the lettuce, could have been the tomato. Or perhaps the bacon, which I remember looking at with a bit of concern, but not enough discretion.
Post things I like.
"Spridget" (dustbustervans)
02/12/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0
Fun Fact: I once gave myself water poisoning by chugging 10 bottles of water. Not my proudest moment.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 3
Feel better buddy
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/12/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
The first time I got food poisoning, Halo 4 had just come out. So I got to stay home and play Halo 4 all day. In between vomiting sessions, it was pretty awesome.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/12/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
That’s awful. Maybe worth a visit to urgent care/ER if it doesn’t ease up soon. I bet you aren’t the only one sick if it’s that bad.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/12/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 2
Also...
Not a Toyota, but still angular rust-free Japanese?
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/12/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 5
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/12/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0
Funner fact: A radio station that was local to me back in California had a contest where you had to drink as much water as you could and hold your pee to win a Wii. A lady died from water intoxication .
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/12/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
Sounds like you need to call.... A DOCTOR
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/12/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 3
Mwahahaha
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/12/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0
So sorry you’re sick. Get better!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 6
"jimz" (jimz)
02/12/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1
probably undercooked chicken, or cross-contamination from same. if you’re having abdominal cramping along with firing out both ends, it’s probably salmonella. I had a bout with that a couple years ago. Best not to even try eating until the gastroenteritis subsides. have Pedialyte on hand and when you start feeling a bit better, see if you can hold down a sip of it here and there.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/12/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/12/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 1
It’s also entirely possible you picked up Norovirus, symptoms are very similar to food poisoning and it’s more likely to be norovirus.
Also;
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/12/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
See a doctor. I thought I had food poisoning once, turned out to be appendicitis. I didn’t have any specific pain, it just felt like food poisoning.
"sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg)
02/12/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 1
Food poisoning is the worst. I wish you a fast recovery.
This always makes me feel better:
"CB" (jrcb)
02/12/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 2
The stomach flu is the reason why, when I look at places to live, I always make sure the bathtub is beside the toilet. That way, if it’s coming out of both ends, you’ve got a relatively easy to clean spot for both.
Feel better soon.
"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
02/12/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/12/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1
Oh man, I hope you feel better soon. I remember the last time this happened to me/us, and it was really bad. Mine was, depressingly, from a long-expired box of mac and cheese, which my now-MIL decided to be helpful with and stuck in a new package of them from Costco in our pantry (you see, this box had been in there somewhere in the back for like a decade before we moved in to watch my now-wife’s grandfather’s place). We knew it wasn’t safe to eat, but out of respect for grandpa we didn’t throw it away, then that happened and one fateful night we mindlessly ate it as a side and got violently ill...
You must watch your food carefully.
Toyota Hilux:
"Svend" (svend)
02/12/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 1
Get well soon fella.
Keep your electrolytes up and you’ll be fine in no time.
"brianbrannon" (brianbrannon)
02/12/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0
If you can get some activated charcoal it will help
"Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
02/12/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0
Mount Rainier as seen from the crater rim of Mount St. Helens, overlooking Spirit Lake.
"The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
02/12/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 1
Dogmeat’s philosophy of food-like substances: “if this doesn’t agree with me, I can always throw it up later!”
"RonnyPStiggs" (dyeg96)
02/12/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1
Good lord, that thing is righteous.
"RonnyPStiggs" (dyeg96)
02/12/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/12/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0
Gorgeous!
"RonnyPStiggs" (dyeg96)
02/12/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 1
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/12/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
:D
"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
02/12/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0
lol wth? old toyota SUV’s?
No Lamborghini Diablo SV’s or Mitsubish Lancer Evolution MR-FQ400's?
"RonnyPStiggs" (dyeg96)
02/12/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0
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No, only the best for my man Zoidberg...
P.S. there’s HiLuxes in this video too
"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
02/12/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0
then I guess this is for Zoidberg then: an old song to go with his old soul appeal for old SUV’s 8D
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