by "Nibby" (nibby68)
Published 02/13/2017 at 12:00
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Ryan Getzlaf
Shane Doan
David Krejci
David Pastrnak
Jack Eichel... Refers to this recent quote by Sabres General Manager Tim Murray on Eichel: “He certainly won’t get his pee pee slapped by me for being a little more outspoken.”
Jeff Skinner
Johnny Gaudreau
Right winger and 3 time Stanley Cup winner Patrick Kane
Scott Darling
Calvin Pickard + Erik Johnson
Columbus Blue Jackets head coach John Tortorella (has stated he loves dogs more than people)
Kari Lehtonen
Henrik Zetterberg
Darnell Nurse
Roberto Luongo
Tyler Toffoli + Drew Doughty
Jared Spurgeon
Carey Price
Colin Wilson
Andy Greene + Ben Lovejoy
Thomas Hickey
Rick Nash
Erik Karlsson (proposed to his girlfriend with pizza + ring)
Wayne Simmonds
Hockey analyst Pierre McGuire
Olli Maatta
Vladimir Tarasenko
Brent Burns
Joe Thornton said he would whip his dick out on the ice if he ever scored 4 goals in a game. Also Jumbo is his nickname
Braden Point + Victor Hedman
Tyler Johnson + Nikita Kucherov
James van Riemsdyk + Zach Hyman
Alex Burrows
Alex Ovechkin
Dmitry Orlov
Connor Hellebuyck + Jacob Trouba + Chris Thorburn
Dustin Byfuglien
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/13/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1
Unfortunately it doesn’t look like we’ll be streaking in Detroit this year :(
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/13/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0
Yeah they don’t have enough talent and offense
"Mazarin" (Mazarin)
02/13/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0
Yeah, so these are amazing. Making fun of playoff Ovi is an automatic +1.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/13/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0
Thanks! Spent some time to make them
"jimz" (jimz)
02/14/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 1
don’t have time (or effort) to make one, but a topical one would be Gustav Nyquist saying “you won’t believe how high my stick goes.”
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/14/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 1
that was a brilliant idea, thanks
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/14/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 1
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/14/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/15/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0
Aha, Radko Gudas out of all players
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/15/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
The Flyers did a bunch of these on their FB page yesterday.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/15/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
I bet you the players score more than the actual team does.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/15/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0
I would not take that bet. Of course they do.
"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
02/15/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0
Haven’t got through all of them yet, but no Lettin’ it in Lehtonen pun?