John Wick is basically a 90-minute lesson on why it's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 02/11/2017 at 19:42

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None of that stuff would have happened if he had just obeyed the law and stayed in the frigging car and let the attendant do it. 

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"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/11/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 7

I once saw him fill three cars at a gas station. With a pencil. With a fuckin’ pencil.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/11/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 1

And Oregon. When I first went down there it tripped me out. I had no idea what to do. Do I stand outside and chat with him? Sit in the car? Go into the store? Go smoke?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/11/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

Why not all four?

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/11/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

Genius! The cigarette will cause an explosion killing or maiming us and we (or families) can jointly sue the gas station and become rich!

"Matsayz" (matsayz)
02/11/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

Is it ok Netflix or something?

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/11/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0

This is weird. I just watched John Wick for the first time last night, and this is the fourth John Wick-related post I’ve seen on various social medias today.

"theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil" (theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil)
02/13/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1

Babayaga