Laying on my side on the couch watching Frasier. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 02/10/2017 at 16:09

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I can’t figure out how to get my beer into my mouth without spilling it or lifting my head, but if I do, I’ll be rich.

Do you think Jedi can control liquids? I’ve never seen it happen. You’d think if they could, they would have solved my problem.

My Jag’s suspension is all kinds of crap. I’m dreading going to my mechanic and just telling him to replace everything, considering I’ve spent about $2000 on it last year.

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Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/10/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 8

Straw.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/10/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 2

But then I’d have to get up. And if I’m getting up and drinking through a straw, I may as well be drinking gin and tonic, not beer.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/10/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 1

As the eternal king of the land says: have it your way.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/10/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 2

I have one metre long straws and have on my laziest days been known to sit at my computer with a bottle of wine sat between my feet on the floor with a straw while I type away on my computer. Man do you get light headed rather quickly.

Kinja'd!!! "yitznewton" (yitznewton)
02/10/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

Beer through a straw, ugghhhh... Honeybunches, if you figure it out, pls let me know!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/10/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0

One metre long straws man. Cut one down to size and then sit you beer safe on the floor* and your sorted.

*put some books around the bottle so your less likely to knock the bottle over.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/10/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
02/10/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 2

You’re all doing it wrong

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It’s not just for runners and backpackers. Plus you can get them in 2+ liter capacity, so no more getting up for refills. Yes, it’s a bitch to clean, but think of all the lazy time you can have.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
02/10/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 2

Frasier is fantastic

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/11/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 1

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