This is not beer

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Published 02/10/2017 at 15:27

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This is water with a little bit of piss in it. I’m still going to finish it all though, because alcohol.


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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/10/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 2

Um if you’re drinking something with a printed label, you’re not drinking real beer.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/10/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

What is beer then?

Kinja'd!!! "ceanderson920" (ceanderson9290)
02/10/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

I don’t think its terrible, I don’t buy it very often thou.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/10/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 5

Seems appropriate for the UK edition of Sam Adams to be full of piss.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/10/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2

That’s how I feel about everything Heavy Seas makes, and they’re down the road from my freaking house.

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Kinja'd!!! "MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW)
02/10/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1

Sam Adams is so weird to me. They make all kinds of pretty good brews, but their main staple, Boston Lager, is complete and utter garbage.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/10/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 4

If your piss looks like that, you need to see your doctor. But if you just want proper beer, you need this:

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Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
02/10/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

Sam Adams is trash. I have never had a beer of their’s that I like. I have had a mixed 12 pack sitting in my fridge since before the holidays. I have been pawning them off on my father in law one by one.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/10/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

Is what you’re saying that you have an excuse to stumble home hammered every day? Because that’s what I definitely heard.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/10/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

We sell it at our place. I keep looking at it thinking to try it some time.

Glad I hadn’t now.

But at £3.90 for four 330ml bottles, I’d rather get 3x660ml bottles of Warsteiner for £5.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

Something that isnt this.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

It was cheap and I hadnt tried it before so i gave it a chance.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 3

Hipster alert.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

This is all we have over here I believe.

Kinja'd!!! "AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
02/10/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

I really don’t get the hate. I mean it’s nothing special, but I can enjoy it as much as any other mild lager. Can someone explain why people like trashing on Sam Adams so much?

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
02/10/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 2

You see, the thing that should have given it away is the word ‘lager’ printed on the label.

Believe it or not, the literal translation of the word ‘lager’ is in fact ‘water with a little bit of piss in it’.

Kinja'd!!! "ceanderson920" (ceanderson9290)
02/10/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 2

You have to try everything once!

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1

I should have known... Doesnt help that I finished my last bottle of golden sheep before this. Thats like stepping out of an Aston Martin DBS into a Chevy Spark.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 1

Doctors, pfft what do they know.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Never tried them before, just saw it cheap in a local supermarket. Ill spend more next time...

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1

I may have gotten it from the same large supermarket you work at because thats what i paid.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

Its incredibly mild, even for lager. I can barely taste it.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
02/10/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Haha I don’t even think you need to spend more, I’d drink Hamms all dave over any Sam Adams. (Hamms is cheap beer in a can if you’re not already aware)

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

I usually buy corona as my cheap lager of choice.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/10/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 7

*hates on Sam Adams*

*willfully buys corona*

It’s like you don’t even own a tongue.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/10/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 3

Corona is a solid lager, I will defend it until I’m too drunk to say words.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/10/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

I got the same thing from his post.

Kinja'd!!! "MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW)
02/10/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 2

I’m so sorry. Please believe me when I say that Sam Adams’ Winter Lager, Summer Ale, and Oktoberfest are all quite decent.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
02/10/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 1

I’m on board with just about any Mexican lager (corona, tecate, modelo). IPA’s and Belgian beers are my favorite, but it hurts when you drink more than a few IPAs and Belgian beers are normally pretty spensive.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/10/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1

Ouch, of the 140+ stouts, ales, beers and lagers we sell, you bought a dud.

Still you’ve got to try them to find out what they taste like.

Every day is a learning day.

I have my favourites for when I want to relax.

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The 4 for £5 and 3 for £4 offer are good deals to try new stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/10/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 2

Concur.

I like Corona and would likely buy better beer than Sam’s if I was going for something along those lines, but to say Corona is better is a stretch.

I mean I drink a ton of Miller Lite. Not because I love it but because I can drink it for cheap in between the $6/bottle microbrews and can cook with it if needed.

Also my neighbor pays me in cases of Miller Lite for keeping his bike in running condition. Free beer of any label is welcome.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/10/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1

Don’t listen to the haters. Living in New York as a shiftless twenty-something, I developed an undying love of cheap 40s of Heineken from bodegas, and nothing will ever change that.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/10/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 1

Yup, substitute high life for Lite and I agree completely.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/10/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 1

Guinness is also going to be there soon , but that would be a longer walk.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/10/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 1

An Irish brewer setting up camp in a city with eleven billion stereotypes about being heavily ethnically Irish? Nay, sir, I shant believe it.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/10/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0

or

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proper Guinness glass.

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The Brewers Project stuff is good. The Original XX is fantastic, as it should be because it’s what Guinness was between 1861 and 1970.

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/10/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

Never had it, but I trust you. Looks good.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/10/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0

I think the issue is that it’s all too mild. Like, if you like beer that’s a little more adventurous than most macro-macro-macro-brews, but is just a tad watered-down for mass consumption, there’s Sam Adams. 

It’s low-hanging fruit because they’re a big name, for sure. If only Texas’ many too-mild craft offerings would come under the same scrutiny, we’d finally be onto something.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/10/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0

(Pabst here. GAH!)

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
02/10/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0

Do they drink/sell a lot of Sam Adams there? Boston Lager goes bad fast in my experience. It isn’t a bad beer, but it is their volume beer. It’s trying to please as much people as possible. Boston Ale (the red label) is better but you’ll never write home about anything that Sam Adams makes lol.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/10/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0

America gets a different Corona than the rest of the world because of anti trust stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/10/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 1

Old French, right?

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/10/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

*twirls mustache

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/10/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 0

It probably has arsenic in it.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/10/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 1

Sam Adams was an American terrorist who murdered British officials, so the UK version of the beer probably does have piss in it.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/10/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 1

I’ve had corona in the US, Mexico and Taiwan. It all tasted roughly the same.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/10/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 1

Agree - I’m not a huge fan of the Bawston Lawger.. not bad but nothing special. Drinking this tonight instead - http://pfriembeer.com/beer.php#tier-1

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/10/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0

I think a lot of the hate is do to with jim koch being full of himself, the beer not being special or rare when you can get it at any bar/restaurant and, its brewed in Cincinnati which annoys a lot as all you hear is boston boston boston, but nothing is from boston. also they charge a premium for a mass produced beer. What is funny was Jim was banned from the craft brewers conf due to the massive size of Sam Adams and he just whined.   

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/11/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 1

The Original XX is what anyone drinking Guinness before 1970 would know as Guinness. It doesn’t have one of those widget created creamy foam heads but I prefer it to draught Guinness where available in pubs.

Thankfully we do a 12x440ml pack of Original XX for £10 and a 15x440ml pack of Draught for £15.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/11/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1

If I’m back over there, I’ll remember to look for it.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/11/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

You should be able to get it where you are.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/11/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

I often do try ales on that offer actually, although I mostly just buy stuff from black sheep brewery because I love it.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/11/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1

Not a lot, this is the first time I’ve seen it to be honest.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/19/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0

“cheap 40's” “heineken”

did they not have ice’s? needed to increase your ABV/$

plus beast/natty/steel reserve ice are better than heineken.