This ad is a mess

Kinja'd!!! by "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
Published 02/10/2017 at 14:27

Tags: Freedom drive!
STARS: 3


!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

I think someone’s had their Patriot made fun of a few too many times


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/10/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 3

Tempted to reply with “Cool lift kit on your Avenger, dude!”

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/10/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 2

Good at youtubing? Search “poor carl”

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-disappointment-cuts-like-a-knife-1711000174

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
02/10/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 2

Confuscious said when getting your compact suv to go mudding in Port Renfrew, or joining a rock crawl club or ‘anything 4X at all’ - better buy the real thing and not a girlie 4X!!!!!!!!!! :):)!!!!

...what?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/10/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 2

I guess you have to defend your car when you’re inclined to tailgate semi trucks on the freeway.  

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/10/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

That’s bizarrely relevant.

This doesn’t really make me want a Jeep Pariot

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/10/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 2

I want to email him and say “hi is this fdii or fd1, because I heard df2 is shit and NOT trial rated so is this fdI or 2?”

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/10/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 2

It just begs so much trolling, so many possibilities

Kinja'd!!! "ToyotaFamily" (robbav35)
02/10/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 2

I had to read it twice to understand it and then hated myself for spending the time to read it twice.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/10/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

I sort of got the gist of it, but after looking hard at a few “sentences” I just gave up