It's a feature!

by "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
Published 02/10/2017 at 13:40

Tags: Kinja quirks ; Nibbles the Soothsayer
STARS: 5

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Replies (10)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/10/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 4

Prestars

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/10/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

It was only a matter of time.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/10/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Yeah it happens. I probably should be worried but I’m not

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/10/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

Let’s weigh the possibilities here: either Kinja is capable of time travel, or it’s using multiple systems of timestamps at once for no sane reason, or is using a time code system with next to zero sanitizing of garbage data.

Definitely going with the time travel on this one, as the other two are totes impossiballs.

"ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
02/10/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 2

Kinja becomes self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time, renames itself Skynet,and warms up the missiles.

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/10/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 1

Or Kinja has become sentient and is watching us and predicting our behavior

(Yes I have been binge watching Person of Interest lately, why do you ask?)

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/10/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 4

Said missiles then inexplicably refuse to leave the silos, with access hatches sticking to the gantries as they retract, and several containers of Wonder Bread falling out for no apparent reason. The nosecaps then leap off and explode, trailing black smoke.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/10/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 1

"user314" (user314)
02/10/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1

I’m pretty sure “Kinja” and “self-aware” are mutually exclusive terms.

"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/10/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0

Is that a shitpost from the one and only I spy at the bottom?