by "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
Published 02/09/2017 at 16:33
by "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
Published 02/09/2017 at 16:33
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We are going to be invaded by hordes of UN soldiers, and our own road signs are going to point the way.
Ever heard of TACMARS? It’s an acronym for Tactical Markers and, according to lots of people on the Internets, they consist of reflective stickers placed on the back of American road signs to direct the invading UN armies on where weapons stockpiles are located, military sites, medical supplies, churches, helipads, etc.
I’m not sure if many of you have heard about this conspiracy theory… It’s about our road signs having secret “military codes” hidden on the signs. This refers to a reflective sticker that is placed on the rear of these signs.. Well I have CONFIRMED this story with my own eyes and you can too. It’s simple go drive around town as a passenger in the car of course and look at the back of the signs. The most popular one I have found is in front of a store like Walgreen’s, Rite Aid or Somewhere else that does Vaccinations and Photo IDs… Now if it’s like the one by my house there is a sign pointing to the two different roadways. But it just so happens to be pointing directly into the store and there is one of these reflective stickers on this sign.. This is for when they “round up” everyone to be vaccinated and get a “new” government ID..
There it is, folks. Plain as day. We’re all screwed. They know right where to hit us. And, if you’re wondering how the markers on the BACKS of signs will be visible to the tanks rolling through our streets, the blue-helmeted invaders will be driving on the LEFT side of the road. Because they’re from Yurp. Duh!
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"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/09/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 9
Just think how miserable it must be to live the lives of these people. I bounce back and forth between disgust and pity, but lately I’ve leaned more toward disgust for some reason...
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/09/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 5
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
02/09/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/09/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 9
Because that’s who we need to be scared of invading. The Europeans.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0
Oh God, not the comfy chair...
"Svend" (svend)
02/09/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0
“Because they’re from yurp”
So it’ll be a contingent from G.B., Ireland, Cyprus and Malta?
We won’t invade, you’ve got trump, we don’t need to. Lol.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/09/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1
we would crush the UN. they have poor discipline and training.
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"Svend" (svend)
02/09/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0
But there is only four countries in Europe that drive on the left (Great Britain, Ireland, Malta and Cyprus).
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/09/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0
I’m guessing the resemblance to Boomhauer is no accident.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/09/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 2
and everyone knows 4 european nations minus one U.N =3. Three corners on a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
02/09/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 3
Deer and cats must be in on the conspiracy, their reflective eyes confirm their sleeper agent status.
"Svend" (svend)
02/09/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0
I originally forgot about Cyprus (don’t know why, I lived there for years) and edited in but you replied before I had.
How’s the Illuminati theory now? Lol.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/09/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 3
I got yer tactical markers right here:
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/09/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0
What? There are stickers on the back of every sign. It’s what keeps people from putting up fake signs.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 1
Please stop with the alternative facts.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0
And lets us know who manufactured them, their date of manufacture to determine replacement, etc. etc. etc. Oh, and TACMARS.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 2
No, their not invading. I misspoke. We are going to INVITE them in. To help take away all of our guns.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/09/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 2
in about the same place as the sign stickers theory :)
"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/09/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 3
Shit, didn’t Texas get invaded by NATO in 2015? Jade Helm, I think it was? You’re on the front lines, ttyymmnn!
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/09/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1
Why even bother telling them were our military installations are? Do they have any idea how long it takes to draw weapons and dispatch vehicles?
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 2
I SURVIVED JADE HELM!1!!1
Yes, and the tinfoil was flying thick and fast.
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
02/09/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 3
The invasion forces will come from... the US Virgin Islands.
Because, you know, they drive on the left.
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/09/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1
Pro tip it’s also why they can’t give you a ticket if you blow through a stopping in a parking lot.
No sticker, not an official sign
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 2
Maybe we should make a list of all the countries that drive on the left and ban them from coming into the country.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/09/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1
That would decimate the banking industry in the Cayman Islands...
"PS9" (PS9)
02/09/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 4
Yep, that’s what the secretly more powerful than the US armed forces that is super-secretly funded with magical monies is going to use if it invades the US. Road signs. Not hacking our intelligence data or using GPS to scout out military bases or planting moles inside the organization like a real invading force would do. Nope. Road signs.
Also their spies have star trek cloaking devices and MiB memory erasers, which explains why the people who guard the country for a living have never seen or heard of heralds of a coming invasion marking up our road signs. Yep.
Some people are too dumb to be alive. I have no idea how people can believe this shit, but still be smart enough to remember to breathe.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1
They could use a fucking Rand McNally. Back in college, we had a field day and an Army helicopter flew in from DC. They had a Rand McNally in the cockpit. I asked the pilot, and he said they just used the atlas and followed the interstates to get there.
"Svend" (svend)
02/09/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1
Lol. I think the rest of the world has stopped caring about guns in the U.S. We just roll our eyes at you guys now. It’s like when you tell a kid to stop doing something so many times you just give up and try not to be around them when it goes tits up.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
02/09/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 2
I’ve always gotten a huge laugh about of the ‘ole “UN is going to invade the U.S.” conspiracy theories because I want to know where the fuck the U.N. gets an army of its own in the first place.
But then again, logic means nothing anymore. Down is up, up is down, green is blue and reality apparently has a liberal bias /s.
"IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
02/09/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1
I honestly can’t imagine how awful it must be to live thinking everything is some massive global conspiracy against you.
"IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
02/09/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 1
The best conspiracy theories are the ones that make no sense. Like how the Illuminati constantly seems to be trying to tell everyone how it runs the world. THERE ARE SIGNS EVERYWHERE
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/09/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 1
I should have been clearer. The UN isn’t going to invade—we’re going to invite them in to help the government take away our guns.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
02/09/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 3
Ahhhh, right. So we’re going to give our soldiers to the U.N.’s peacekeeping forces and they’re going to help us subjugate our own people for the U.S. government.
I forgot about that one! Those elitists sure are wily!
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/10/2017 at 06:33, STARS: 1
NO