Alfa Giulia Wagon - Dead. Reason: Stelvio.

Kinja'd!!! by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 02/09/2017 at 13:18

Tags: wagon ; alfa romeo
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Discuss.


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Kinja'd!!! "Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee)
02/09/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1

Damn it. Well, there isn’t an M3 touring or an (American) AMG C63 wagon, so we’ll have to make do with the sedan and probably the coupe.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/09/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 1

You misspelled “Sergio”

Kinja'd!!! "ZHP Sparky, the 5th" (e30s2k)
02/09/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 0

I thought it was supposed to be called the Quattroformaggi?

(silly motor trend H2H joke).

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/09/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Well it probably wouldn’t sell either. And crossovers make bank so...

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
02/09/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

Alfa Giulia Wagon - Dead. Reason: Stelvio.

‘eyyy, they don’t call Stelvio “Killing Machine” for nothin’. Just sayin’.

Oh, you were talking about a car ...

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/09/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

Fuck you Sergio. Like how the fuck do you want to conquer sales from the big German three without offering what they sell the most of in Europe: diesel station wagons.

Kinja'd!!! "Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
02/09/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

Got-dang crossovers are ruining the car world.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/09/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I saw a Giulia QF with 3 pedals at the Chicago Auto Show last year, so at this point, I’m not believing anything Alfa says until it actually shows up on dealer lots.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/09/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 3

From the article.

“but despite our protestations”...

Protests. Just use the word protests, for goodness sake.

Anyway back to the stuff, here’s autoblog’s headline about the Stelvio:

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EVILLLLLLLL

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
02/09/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

How are Euro wagon sales doing though? I seem to encounter a lot more X1/3/5s than 3/5 Tourings.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
02/09/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

This will result in more profit for parent corporation.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/09/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

That may be true but who as a private person still buys a car brand new from the dealership? I may be extremely wrong but I guess the majority of new car sales are company cars. At least from the three guys I know who are eligible for one pick a diesel wagon over crossovers. (That’s probably changing though as those are very popular) 

Kinja'd!!! "Hoccy" (Hoccy)
02/09/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

They probably see that they can earn more by making the Stelvio properly good. The 156/159 wagons never sold that well.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
02/09/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
02/09/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

I thought the Stelvio was finished? Are they working on a facelift already? Could FCA be actually trying to stay on top of their game?

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
02/09/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

All the alfas are great. Look Great. Drive great. There is only one flaw. It’s got the wrong hunk of metal right in the middle of it which makes it a deal breaker for me.... Why can’t they put one of these in there???

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/09/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0

... you want a transfer case on a RWD sedan??

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
02/09/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0

you act like you dont