Alright, buttholes [updated]

Kinja'd!!! by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 02/09/2017 at 11:58

Tags: #parmgate ; #MMGA ; #MakeModsGreatAgain ; #ExceptForSweden
STARS: 11


Behold. My tax return s chicken parm.

 

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[update] tough crowd. Here you go.

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Replies (44)

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/09/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1

That’s pretty mediocre. I expected more.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
02/09/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

More parm and replace the chicken with eggplant to make it not taste like buttholes.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/09/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 2

same container and noodles, different animal and sauce

chicken parm is one of my favorite foods

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/09/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 9

I’ve seen worse. I’ve seen better. This is the exact kind of lacklustre content I come to Oppo for.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/09/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 2

The chicken parm is no longer a myth and there was great rejoicing

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/09/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 2

FINALLY! #PARMGATE IS OVER!

That looks really good by the way.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/09/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 5

Until we see a long form receipt, there’s no telling whose chicken parm this is.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/09/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 5

#ReceiptGate

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/09/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 4

I have people that have been studying Parti-vi’s chicken parm and they cannot believe what they’re finding ... I would like to have him show his receipt, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can’t, if he can’t, if it isn’t his chicken parm, which is a real possibility ... then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of Oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 3

If you’d spent any time on Reddit, you’d have known to be holding a sign with the date in the picture.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
02/09/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 2

Chicken parm > taxes

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/09/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 3

Parmageddon is over.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/09/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 11

Tomato sauce can’t melt mozzarella.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/09/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 2

ParmGate is huge. Believe me, folks, you wouldn’t believe how huge it is. I have people who ask me just how huge ParmGate really is, and you know what I tell them? It’s huge. Really huge. Believe me.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/09/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 8

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 4

#parmtruther

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/09/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 1

Fake lunch

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
02/09/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 0

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My chicken parm.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/09/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 3

Counterpoint: Chicken parm sans utensils is superior lunch food

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Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
02/09/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

Oh wow. That looks amazing!

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/09/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 4

Alternative lunch

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 2

Amazing.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

boo and hiss

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 3

#alternativelunch

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1

Counter-Counterpoint: You aren’t using utensils and are a heathen.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

I don’t trust this.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

It looks OK but tastes amazing.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2

It’s got green stuff all over it. I’d send it back.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 5

Who in the eff puts eggplant somewhere it has no business being? Boo and hiss.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
02/09/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

Ahh...Maryland...*Hisses*

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
02/09/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 2

Trust?!?! What about trust? How can I trust anyone who doesn’t live underground like me? People that live above ground all kill each other, get high and see the sun. You can only trust anyone that was drafted into the great war of above ground war 1987! You can only trust those that didn’t serve in the above ground holocaust of 1987!

It’s real. It’s the best. All true facts.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1

Don’t hate the most statiest state in the union.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 1

The abovers are giving you an internet connection. You can trust nothing.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/09/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 4

Utensils are for wimps. I eat soup with my hands. My mother is very proud.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
02/09/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 1

Your Boo puts the eggplant in hiss what?

I’m not sure I want any part of this, unless that pasta is really good.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
02/09/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

HATE!! MUCH HATE!!! My life motto is now: I don’t want to die in Maryland.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

I don’t get the Maryland hate. Except the weather. and PG County.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/09/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

and nudes

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
02/09/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1

I’ve filed a FOIA request for the parm’s birth certificate.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
02/09/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

From Wisconsin. The weather and Wegmans were the only good things.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0

Never a bad idea.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/09/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 1

I demand parm nudes.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/15/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

Looked like “your parm” needed some salt. So here I am.

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Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/15/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

shoo! shoo! Begone!