Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/09/2017 at 11:03

Tags: Jerb
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Driving to West Seattle at 8am equals fun!


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/09/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1

That Camry doesn’t have a dent on the right side, you should fix that.

Kinja'd!!! "NotUnlessRoundIsFunny" (notunlessroundisfunny)
02/09/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 4

People who haven’t lived it don’t realize how horrific Seattle traffic is. Sorry you’re stuck in that.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/09/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1

You know what would make that traffic even more fun? A heavy clutch!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/09/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 2

There’s traffic fucking everywhere! Because Seattle is overflowing right now, people are relocating to neighboring cities. I live a couple cities north of Seattle, and I’m already feeling the full force of the traffic. It’s insane. The infrastructure couldn’t keep up with the massive influx of Amazon employees and Chinese immigrants.

On busy evenings, I’ve opened up Google Maps and saw red from Redmond up to Marysville.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
02/09/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 2

I’ve heard of the “Seattle Surrender.” WTF?

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/09/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

trd bro! lol. nothing to do but make fun of other cars..

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/09/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

Race car traffic is best traffic.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/09/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

Paid for time and mileage, or not until you arrive? That’s what counts :)

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/09/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

I’m in Bellevue, with an evening in-city commute that usually averages 10-12 mph. I seldom check anymore, as it irritates me.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/09/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

It’s a thing, and it exists in every surrounding city here. Passive-aggressive oblivion, it defines driving here.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/09/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0

My wife is flying to Spokane today. The weather doesn’t look too friendly for her there either.

Kinja'd!!! "Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
02/09/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1

My wife started a new job downtown this week, she takes the bus from Bothell. Took her almost two hours to get to work this morning. And we just passed a new initiative to spend $54 billion on light rail? Service I’ll see in 25 years? What a cluster fuck

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
02/09/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

I bet she takes the same bus I take when I don’t get lazy and drive. Neat! Out of respect for my fellow Opponaut, I’ll even stop engaging in express-bus frotteurism.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
02/09/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

It was off-the-charts bad this morning.

Kinja'd!!! "Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
02/09/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1

Highly unlikely you have the urges completely under control, over-promising is the Puget Sound (Transit) way!