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Kinja'd!!! by "EL_ULY" (uly)
Published 02/09/2017 at 08:09

Tags: Around worklopnik
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

Choose your weapon!

Lol just kidding. Seriously, all Esprit really need to get crushed then set ablaze like since forever!

Also, chocolate Beetle

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (57)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/09/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 0

i’ll take the Bentley behind it tho.

8)

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/09/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 1

Give all your Esprits to me! Then give me lots of money so I can afford to have them actually run some of the time!

Kinja'd!!! "Peter Monshizadeh" (practicalenthusiast)
02/09/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 0

I’m curious as to why there is a lift right next to the “Beetle”.

Kinja'd!!! "Elkidmino" (elkidmino)
02/09/2017 at 08:22, STARS: 1

All Esprits should be crushed and burned? Please elaborate. In the meantime, you can eat a dick.

#Esprits4lyfe

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/09/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 1

Instead of crushing and burning the Esprits, give them all to me.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/09/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1

Those Beetle wheels are ugly as sin.

Kinja'd!!! "Alex B" (alexb420)
02/09/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0

Those are aftermarket rims on the beetle right?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 2

It’s not the money sometimes with these things. I mentioned to TFitch one day recently that a particular Esprit honestly made me rethink my career. Seems to have always been the case with these both as a tech and in parts

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
02/09/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 0

GRAY & YELLOW POLE!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 0

We are all free to be fans of any vehicle :]

For me personally having to deal with these to make a living, the most common feeling I get woth these is mass amounts of dread and career ending thoughts.

They drive and look good indeed for sure

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0

A quick little lift to help the make ready guys clean the cars quickly and thoroughly. Final touch up lift basically

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 0

Could you please take them, that would be sooooo rad

Faaaaaar away from here

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/09/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 0

How bad could it actually be to daily an Esprit.

I’ll gladly perform this experiment if someone wants to loan me one.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/09/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

Maryland is far enough, send Esprits plz

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 0

Lol oh yeah. Didn’t even know that was there. Dude these cars drive surprisingly good. I would have never guessed

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/09/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

Beetle on 918 wheels? I can dig it.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 1

RIP the poor soul of the tech that has to deal with potentially rusty Espr..... oh lord above

*actual shivers and deep sadness*

Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
02/09/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0

Esprit is the only Lotus that shouldn’t be crushed

Kinja'd!!! "Peter Monshizadeh" (practicalenthusiast)
02/09/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

Awesome! I want one of those.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 0

At least 3 dudes here do. Excellent cars from what they say those times of the year when they have the car over them being here. Those dudes are seriously some rad peeps

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 0

They have Porsche center caps. Maybe good 918 replicas?

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
02/09/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

I’ll gladly take some Esprits as well. Pennsylvania should be far enough, and PA will probably kill Esprits better than Patagonia.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

I thing the 918 spyder concept had these right?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

Some like them, some hate them lol. I don’t mind, they seem sort of rad!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 1

More and more of them are getting painted yellow here for obvious reasons. Bumper repair jobs get expensive quick.

Also... “pole” uh huh huh huh

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/09/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

Is that employee parking?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/09/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0

180R FTW.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/09/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

Gib 911, but with less terrible wheels.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

Very practical and completely silent

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

oohhhh buurn lol :]

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 0

Not enough old Toyotas, old Volvo, and W210s to be our parking lol :]

Our employee lot is basically legendary tanks only

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 0

Those wheels are a huge hit and miss with people. Equal amounts of “niiiice” and “groooooss”. Interesting....

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/09/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0

There is absolutely nothing wrong and everything correct about that.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0

not sure what that is but heeelllz yeah!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 0

TechLyfe

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
02/09/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 0

zomg...LOTUS!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/09/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 0

That’s the number designation for the lotus.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 0

lol we don’t use chassis ID for Lotus, Volvo or Aston. At Mercedes we do often.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

Or as the guys in England say when we have to call them, “Low-Us”

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
02/09/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

Woof

That coffee colored Carrera is rad!

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/09/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

It did, actually (good memory)!

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For some reason, I like them more on the 918 than the 911 Beetle.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/09/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1

I think the one you have there might be a V8, I was thinking of the turbo 4 that had the overboost to >300 HP. I had a friend in Napa who had one, it was so damn cool. I wanted to drive it but the seat was bolted down and he was 6' and I am 6' 4" so it would never work. He then imported one of the first Elan’s with the supercharged toyota motors and tracked it at Sonoma.


http://www.lotusespritturbo.com/Lotus_Esprit_X180R.htm

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

NIIIIICCE!!!!!!!! Elans haven’t been through here in forever. There are some in town.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

it’s hit and miss with most people

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

a lot!

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/09/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

dat lotus tho... is it the turbo v8?

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/09/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 1

But I love the Esprit....

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

indeed

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

epic cars indeed. Drive and look very good

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/09/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

THEN WHY WOULD YOU CRUSH THEM?! Or are you reverse psycology-ing them so the price goes down? Cause 10/10 would take over an Elise.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

Because I want to destroy them all and burn then reburn the ashes :]

No owner or tech should have to suffer dealing with them. Enough!

Even if you have the cash, poor tech/mechanic that has to do anything on these. RIP their soul :’(

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/09/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

Hmm.... You sound like TFRITCH talking about the 928

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/09/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

Though I would prefer a broken Esprit to my broken 928

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/09/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

no..... sooooo much no

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/09/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 1

Yes! but then again I have a thing for British cars. And there is a higher chance the broken Esprit is a manual over my auto 928.