Finally, an honest used car ad...

Kinja'd!!! by "leicester" (leicester)
Published 02/07/2017 at 15:24

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PLEASEEEEEE READ CAREFULLY SO THERE’S NO MISUNDERSTANDING

2002 OLDSMOBILE ALERO LOCATED AT JOURNEE AUTOS

Nothing special or pretty about this car.

200k miles

Rust on the side. I even zoomed in on the rust so you can see it. This car runs and drives. The air blows cold and it has a cd player. Thats it. Nothing more nothing less. Dont bring your ass down here saying it looks different in the pics or you didnt know it had that much rust.Im telling you right now. This bitch rusty. This shit is $900 dollars. You’re getting 900 dollars worth of car. No I do not have any wiggle room. You can wiggle yo ass down to another dealership. Dont ask me about the check engine light or this light or that light. Its 900 dollars. Its gone be some lights on in this mothafucka. As is. Dont bring this shit back for nothing. It has 200k plus miles. You damn right u gone find something wrong with it but as for now it cranks. Steers an drives.Blows cold ass air. An wont leave your pockets bare.This will get you from A to B. Just dont try to make it to C. An don’t bring that bitch back to me. This car will last you at least ALL SPRING ‘17

CALL OR TEXT RIGHT NOW 727-259-8752 OR JUST SHOW up AN BUY THIS SHIT AT JOURNEE AUTOS 13601 66TH Street North. Largo,33771

Kinja'd!!!

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Replies (6)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/07/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Integrity, forthrightness, clarity, and what seems like a pretty good deal. This man wins.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/07/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 9

“Just don’t try to make it to C.”

Mr. Regular needs this guy writing his material.

Kinja'd!!! "leicester" (leicester)
02/07/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 3

That’s my favorite line in the ad.

Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
02/07/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/07/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

my ads are detailed and honest...

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/07/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

LOL, that’s the “as is means  as the fuck is ” guy, isn’t it? Fantastic!

EDIT: Found it! http://oppositelock.kinja.com/as-is-means-as-the-fuck-is-1785657170