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Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 02/07/2017 at 14:23

Tags: Call It the Truth Because You Cant Handle It
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By the way, when encountering these types of handles I open the door with my palm facing upwards. Left hand for left side and right hand for right side.


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/07/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 2

I would have accepted the expression “these type” about 15 years ago when they were rare. Now you’re just trying to be a door hipster.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/07/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 5

you are doing it incorrectly

stop

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/07/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

“these type” probably a racist. at the very least a handlist.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/07/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

Palm down, two fingers, pointer and middle, pull sharply and with vigor.

DO IT RIGHT!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/07/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

I always put my thumb against the stationary part and use it as leverage to evenly distribute the force from pulling the door handle. Your method is needlessly reckless and will end in tears.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/07/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 2

I just whine and scratch against the door until someone lets me in.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

I do not conform to any mold, I break them!

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
02/07/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

My WRX has similar handles. I hate them. Not because they don’t look nifty. It’s because my wife scratches the hell out of the paint every time she opens the door. I’m not sure if it’s her fingernails or the rock I bought for her. No matter what it is, she can’t seem to get a grip on the handle without touching the paint on the door.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/07/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

Everything is a challenge when you try!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 0

When there’s nothing left then you can only be right!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/07/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

when my wife opens the door on my WRX o wait I DONT HAVE IT ANY MORE. POOR YOU AND YOUR WRX

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

I’m a subtle person which is why I never resort to “over-the-top” actions.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

Scratches behind the door handle drive me nuts! Right up there with letting the seatbelt slam into the the window, door, or B-pillar when taking it off!!

Kinja'd!!! "DanimalHouse" (thrillerwa09)
02/07/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/07/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

The 4Runner’s are classier because they’re flush with the body.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
02/07/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

We tried to tell you not to sell it. See what happened? You can’t say we didn’t warn you. Now go drink a glass of warm milk, go to your happy place, and calm yourself down.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
02/07/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1

Oooooooo. NO RESPECT! Do your kids slam the doors too? Mine do. Look, kids, this ain’t no 1976 Cougar with doors that are a mile long and weigh a ton. Gently, now. Ease that door shut. Hear the nice click as it slides into place? Yes? NOW DO IT THAT WAY EVERY TIME!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/07/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

lol u didn;t need to tell me not to sell it, i didn;t want to sell it.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
02/07/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

:)

So, when are you going to quit screwing around and get a new one?

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/07/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 0

i dunno maybe when my kids are out of the house, when I slip in walmart and am awarded a large settlement, I “find” a bag of cash

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
02/07/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0

No need to wait for the kids to leave as long as they are old enough and you don’t have more than three. I bought mine when their ages both broke double digits.

Slip in Walmart? There are other ways to get a settlement. You’ve been around asbestos, right? Aren’t you developing a nasty cough?

Bag of cash? All you need to do is follow the right truck around. Look for cameras before walking away with your newfound bucket of gold.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/07/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

That’s one reason where the Jeep is great for kids. “Yeah, just throw that thing closed as hard as you possibly can.”

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
03/06/2017 at 04:25, STARS: 0

Amen!