Things to see or do in Amsterdam?

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Published 02/07/2017 at 12:10

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Flying to Amsterdam over the weekend, anything to see or do you would recommend? Besides getting baked, that is going to happen anyway.

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Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/07/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 3

In the words of the great Frank Reynolds: bangin’ hoors

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/07/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 0

all the other drugs

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/07/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 2

You’ll never have a better Heineken in your life than one fresh from the tap. It’s also fun to listen to people speak Dutch if you don’t know the language as it’s so similar sounding to English that you feel like you should understand it, but you don’t. The Van Gogh museum is also neat.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/07/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0

420 blaze it ( °  °)

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
02/07/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 1

Been told to walk through the red light district, not even partaking is an experience I’m told.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
02/07/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

Go on a guided bicycle tour - in just a few hours you can cover quite a bit of ground and learn some interesting things about the city history that you won’t get just walking around the city center. Other places to go: Het Scheepvaartmuseum, ARTIS Royal Zoo, and the Rembrandt and Van Gogh museums. Also if you have the time it is definitely worth taking half a day and renting a car and driving to the Hague (or taking the train, but Amsterdam is surprisingly car-friendly despite being seemingly made for bicylces) for the Louwman Museum.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/07/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 2

Which, in all fairness,is like saying the best Guinness you’ll ever taste is in Dublin—it’s true, but it’s still awful. But I like awful beer, and awful local beer is always cheaper than less awful non-local beer.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/07/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 2

You take what you said about Guinness back. You take it back right now!

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/07/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

Stay at a good hostel

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or visit Vandersexxx

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Kinja'd!!! "clangus" (clangus)
02/07/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

Wynanf Fockink is genever (like a weird gin) distillery in the middle of the old town, the tasting bar is excellent fun, it is run by some mad people.

http://wynand-fockink.nl/

Or if you prefer beer (or both) you should definately visit Arendsnest

http://www.arendsnest.nl/

Anyway hope you enjoy your visit, I love Amsterdam. I got engaged there, had my stag do there and visit as often as possible.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
02/07/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

The bulldog and dampkring were 2 of my favorite coffee shops but keep an eye out for the little ones tucked into little corners they got the best deals. Anne Frank house and Van Gogh mueseum was so packed we didn’t even bother.

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Also I heard Heineken world was great but we ran out of time.

Enjoy! It’s a fun town.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/07/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1

It’s close. Amstel Light also comes from NL and they have that fresh on tap too, but you’ll note I didn’t endorse that at all. It’s exactly the same as what comes out of the bottle purchased from the 7-11 down the street, honestly. However if you’re sipping it while looking at a canal, there is something to be said for it :)

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
02/07/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0

Truth

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
02/07/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

I love that they serve it cold very cold and ultra cold.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/07/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

Never. I was subjected to days of Guinness on end once I realized that it was €0.50 cheaper than every other beer in Ireland and that drinking it meant I was getting a free beer every nine beers.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/07/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

You’re off my Christmas card list.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/07/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Come on now. Don’t be so quick to take that kind of obvious bait. What are you trying to be -- Presidential? 

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/07/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 1

I have good Christmas cards, the best, everyone agrees.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
02/08/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 1

Some good suggestions there! Agreed about the Louwman museum; it’s where we had the previous Oppo meet in Europe.

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