by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 02/07/2017 at 11:43
by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 02/07/2017 at 11:43
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Seriously, can excessive chrome front fascias die already? This looks far more muscular and makes that defining loop in the grille far more prominent and noticeable instead of being lost in a sea of chrome mesh.
"ThePenguin" (ThatOtherGuy7)
02/07/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 5
Now introducing the new 2018 Ford Expedition Sport.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/07/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0
Simply, thank you.
American car companies cant get subtlety right.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 2
“American car companies”
“Subtlety”
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/07/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 3
Not until old people stop buying cars. Still very popular in that demographic.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1
I thought that demographic was buying S197s and driving them through the chrome stick-on aisle at Pep Boys.
"Probenja" (probenja)
02/07/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1
Some people like chrome, for the others there’s this:
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/07/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0
Also the Corvette Stingray and Z51 crowd.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1
*shuffles aside stack of classifieds listings for C5 corvettes*
I mean yeah total old-man cars who would ever want a vette.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/07/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0
Everyone should want a Vette, but not everyone should want CHROME GRILLE CHROME WHEELS CHROME EMBLEMS CHROME VENTS CHROME GAS CAP
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1
Chrome gas cap? Hey now...
*there would be a picture here of the chrome gas lid on my Miata but Kinja*
In my defense it’s OEM and legitimate chromed metal and not plastic.
2004 manual with HUD and bose sound system with 85k miles on it. Problem is they want $19k for it which is utterly ridiculous considering the tires and replica wheels are garbage and would need replaced. If it was $13k, though...
Still prolly gonna go test drive it and waste their time because I *hate* this dealership chain with a burning passion. They actively encourage their salesmen to spam their friends and family and facebook groups with advertisements and rubbish (they actually get paid lunches if they reach a certain quote of spam) and encourage toxic sales techniques and hyper-competitiveness and are owned by a coke-addled family that recently married into the Koch family and are completely insufferable.
Not that I’m salty or anything.
"RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
02/07/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
The grille should still have a chrome trim ring at the top and bottom to integrate with the headlights. I think that would tie it all together.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/07/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 0
Lmao, definitely give it a test drive. Perhaps do some test burnouts too...
Also $19k is nuts. That’s how much a friend paid for his C5Z.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1
Burnouts will not be hard on the 500TW rocks they call “tires” on that thing. Who ruins a sports car with that crap? I can’t imagine being able to go over 20% throttle on those without the traction control throwing a complete fit.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/07/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1
Ugh gross. Burn em at the stake.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/07/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0
The car industry is toxic. Behold the reason I work in IT again.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/07/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
can you just delete the grill and make it more body panel, you can leave the loop and maybe the grill in the loop
also delete the rectagular opening in the upper bumper
"Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
02/07/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 0
I like this.