by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 02/07/2017 at 08:24
by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 02/07/2017 at 08:24
Tags: Durango SRT
STARS: 2
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Im so hyped this morning! The Durango SRT just joined the 2011-2013 Jaguar XJL Supersport and the 2012+ Maserati GranTurismo MC on my “Totally Attainable Real Life Dream Garage” list. You have no idea how much I’ve been wanting this! “But why 3 rows, Wobbles?!” First row = Adultos, Second Row = Kiddos, Third Row = Doggos! That’s not even math, it’s laaawww!! Judge Dragg in this building, y’all.
It’s that Hypnotoad sound that gets me!!
"Scott" (merl3noir)
02/07/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 0
So which one are you going to Totally Attain for your Real Life Dream Garage? Or is it all three? And good choice as well.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0
All three! And I mean that by the time I’m 40 (so October of 2028). I’m dead set, excel sheets and everything!!
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/07/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 2
Shit, by the time you’re thirty five each of those vehicles will be worth about $8k. FCA will have been out of business for a few years, though, and you won’t be able to find parts.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/07/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0
Nah because I’m pretty sure Walmart is looking to buy FCA (same demographics). I’ll be looking forward to seeing the 2027 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio — which will be identical to the 2018 one — at Sam’s Clubs!
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/07/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0
I share your enthusiasm!
But by being a Dodge, and just by being a Dodge, it’s going to get all the same bullshit criticisms from the “Experts” on Al Gore’s Internet. The average Guy that had a Yugo “gifted” to him isn’t going to like this.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
02/07/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1
I kinda love it, actually.
Also, I know I’ve lived in Wisconsin too long when my first thought after that is wondering what’s the smallest wheel size that will fit over the brakes, for snow tires.
"vondon302" (vondon302)
02/07/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0
I’m really surprised it took them this long to make it.
Muscle truck era is about to begin.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
02/07/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 1
Hopefully Dodge gives one to roadkill so they can roadkill it.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/07/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0
Ok I kinda want this.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/07/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 0
Yeah, I see Alfas at my local Walmart all the time...
Just what Chrysler needs, WalMart quality...
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
02/07/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0
It sucks, because while all the SRT vehicles are all really sweet and interesting, they’re all FCA vehicles.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/07/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0
Yesssss. I’ve been saying this needs to happen since I drive a 2013 Durango R/T and fell in love.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/07/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0
My wife wants a Durango. I told her to get the V6. After seeing this I might change my mind.
But I cannot show this to her.
She likes POWER.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/07/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0
SO? They have a warranty. Hell, the Procharged SRT Grand Cherokee that was in the other day has been rock solid. Other than things like brakes and tires and balljoints (wear items) its been dependable for the guy who owns it.
Yes we see a lot of minor problems here and there, but the major problems are usually on either A. High mileage older vehicles or B. Darts and Renegades and Cherokees... the cheap stuff.