New obsession: Maybach edition. 

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Published 02/07/2017 at 00:22

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As of late I seem to have acquired an unhealthy obsession with the ultra rare Maybach 57 Zepplin. I know it’s pretty much the same as my S600, but its just so charmingly ostentatious. Also 630hp V12...


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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/07/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0

The difference between that and an S class is, The Maybach owner’s drive S classes.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/07/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Forget the Zepplin, forget an S model. I just wan’t a 2004 Type 57. I want to transcend, complete my transformation, and truly achieve my final, third-world dictator form.

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So cheap...yet still so expensive...

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
02/07/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0

But can’t you smell the stench of failure, abandonment and death? How do you live with that?

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/07/2017 at 05:06, STARS: 0

Pretty much the same as your car? Ok. If you multiply it by two and add some tech from newer cars at the same time (SBC). 40k service as per the manual costs around $10k. Interior puts an S to shame. But they’re not driver’s cars. Despite the power they’re quite slow and the only sense of occasion comes from the car itself rather than the way it moves. I’ll take the S600.

Kinja'd!!! "TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged)
02/07/2017 at 05:48, STARS: 3

Nah, you smell the scent of the inbuilt perfume dispenser.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
02/07/2017 at 06:38, STARS: 0

Do they preload the inbuilt perfume dispenser with essence of rotting leather, eau de money depreciating into oblivion and anus of Rolls-Royce?

And how does that work for a used Maybach purchase?

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
02/07/2017 at 06:40, STARS: 0

Man I just can’t get over the lights. The spanning single rear lens is so nineties. The front lights are no better. It looks like they just tried to make it different to the S, without trying to actually make it better. The grill looks like a mid-00s Hyundai.

Compare it to the smug majesty of a Phantom and there’s just no contest.

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/07/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

Are the interiors that much better ? I’d figured it was like a maxed out S class with less plastic. Do you know what the service entails for it to be 10K ?

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/07/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 1

Current Maybach is a maxed out S-class. Previous Maybach is on a completely different level, especially the 62, insane.

I have a list at work, I’ll pull it up when I get there. Even the chassis and number of components is insane. It would take at least three other “normal” Mercedes to build one from parts and you still wouldn’t get anywhere near the interior.

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/07/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 0

That’s insane. I never realized they were that different.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/07/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 1

A $10,000 40k mile service!?!? Granted that’s what, once every three years? Maybe? If nothing else breaks. But good gravy, what on earth costs $10,000?! It’s not like it has the ABC that makes S-Classes intolerable.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/07/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0

A REMANUFACTURED front air strut, singular, costs $3,400.

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https://www.arnottindustries.com/part_MAYBACH_yid30_pid211_gid1119.html

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/07/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

Wow. I looked at the lack of ABC as a plus...

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/07/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 1

Haven’t pulled up the list yet, but I’ll just make a post about it when I do

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/07/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

Comprehensive Maybach post scheduled for tomorrow morning. Enjoy.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/07/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 0

Scheduled for tomorrow morning

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/08/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

I’m sure I will. Thanks man.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/10/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

This whole time you were claiming it was better that a Rolls-Royce, and you were doing so thinking it was just a top-trim S-Class.

I...I literally can’t even.

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/10/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1

Well I realized it was on its own platform and that the interior quality was better, I just never realized how much different they actually were. I’ve never been much a fan of the phantom. I think that they’ve always looked a bit overstuffed personally. I know it’s abjectly a better car than the Maybach, but I also know which one I’d drive home.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/10/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1

It’s all good, I’m just giving you shit. But yeah, the 57/62 are a world away from any S-Class, including the new S600 Maybach.

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/10/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

I remember a while back you were in Minneapolis and you posted a picture of a Maybach. I believe that turned out to be my friend’s bosses car.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/10/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 1

I remember both the car and you mentioning that. Make no mistake, I adore Maybach. If I had enough money to have a Phantom or a 62, I would have enough money to have both. Which is what I would do.