o boy, i need to be restrained

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Published 02/06/2017 at 19:24

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The Opposaurus Jrs have been tasked with building construction vehicles for preschool. MY first thought was a popsicle stick and toothpick tower crane. My wife does not agree. We need to do 2 vehicles (one for each child

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materials are standard household crap such as paper towel rolls, milk cartons,etc....

I guess these need to look like they could have been constructed by 4 y/o’s

when i was in college i made re-usable plastic formwork to build a multi-story building out of plaster


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
02/06/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 2

Just because the four year olds have to build them doesn’t mean you can’t set out the design. With a spec model they can copy.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/06/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 1

ariel atom made of straws

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
02/06/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/06/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

How... how is that a construction vehicle?

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
02/06/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 2

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Mining vehicles count as construction vehicle if the structure is big enough, right?

Kinja'd!!! "Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
02/06/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

Oh man, your homework is really specific, my 4 year old’s pre-k assignment was “make something with a box.”

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0

while a good idea, it would not satisfy the requirements of being a construction vehicle

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

haha, they are getting a new school so i’m guessing its to tie in with that

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

that would certainly be easy to build

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/06/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Put a crane on it

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

haha that would be quite a project

Kinja'd!!! "Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
02/06/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1

I dunno about you, but this pre-school shit is a lot of work.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

sounds like something out of top gear

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 1

this is only the second project we’ve had to do. the first was to disguise a turkey so it wouldn;t get eaten on thanksgiving. One kid made it into a xmas tree the other a cupcake. We didn;t realize the flaw with that disguise until we were all done.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
02/06/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

Oh man, I am going to have the hardest time sitting on my hands when my kids get tasked with this kind of thing.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/06/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

Yea, i’m like we could build a dump truck and use jar lids ans wheels and paper towel rolls as axels and half a milk carton for a dump bed and we could even use chop sticks as pins so that the bed can hing, then child #2 can make a front end loader , how do we get a hydraulic system in there made of straws....

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/07/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0

You gotta think of the kids as the project manager in these situations.