Turo craziness 

by "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
Published 02/06/2017 at 18:49

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I found a new place for funny ads other than CL — Turo. One guy in Dallas wants you to rent his “nearly new” 2011 BMW 335i for $749 a day! (No low ballers — I know what I have!). Or you could get a 2014 Accord Hybrid for the low price of $183 a day. What is available where you live?

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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/06/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 0

"Tristan" (casselts)
02/06/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 3

A 2010 Sebring for $100/day. I’d rather pay someone $100/day to kick me in the groin for the rest of my life.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
02/06/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

For comparison, my area has a 2014 M5 for $223 a day. Most expensive is an R35 for $314 a day

"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/06/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0

Are you sure the owner isn’t offering you $100 a day to remove it from his driveway?

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/06/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0

Orange 9th gen Civic Si is available from $39 a day here.

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/va/midlothian/honda-civic/140334?s=sPetrdSI

"Twism" (Twism069)
02/06/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Let’s see...

325$ CAD for a Model X. Nope.
97$ CAD for an 07 320i. Nope.
802$ CAD for a CLS (dunno if AMG or not). LOL Nope.
212$ CAD for a CLA. AHAHAHAHA !

"Tristan" (casselts)
02/06/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 0

This is the only reasonable explanation.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/06/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/ma/worcester/dodge-avenger/167812?s=vGHNRrdz

How ‘bout no?

"misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
02/06/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0

2009 Mercedes SL550 $166

2014 Corvette Stingray $195

2007 Range Rover $108

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/06/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

That’s perfect for someone to learn stick on...

"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
02/06/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

(No low ballers — I know what I have!)

Well, at least he admits to having delusions, since only a delusional being would think $749/day is reasonable for a ‘11 335.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/06/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

I might rent it later this month if I have enough money leftover after buying tires.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/06/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

There is a manual Challenger RT Plus for $30 nearish me.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/06/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

That’s almost “why not” money.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/06/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0

I know. If it was a bit closer, I would rent it.

"itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
02/06/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Oooooh I just thought about it, I’m totally putting my grand wagoneer up. That will go over great in Austin