Honk if you hate Donald Trump's neckties. (Fashion)

Kinja'd!!! by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 02/06/2017 at 16:56

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He can’t even tie a decent knot.

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Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
02/06/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 3

You expected any fashion sense from a pseudo-human who has that hair and thinks gold is a good colour for everything?

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/06/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 5

Maybe he likes the four-in-hand because he has 4-in hands?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/06/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 5

Doesn’t Steve tie them for him?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/06/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 1

Nice. I’m a Windsor man myself. Only knot I ever learned.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
02/06/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 2

He can’t even tie a decent know .

Me either.

Kinja'd!!! "Audistein" (Audistein)
02/06/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 5

He also ties them waaaaay to long. The tip of the tie should be between the top and bottom of one’s belt, not way below it. (Also pants should not be on the waist, not above or below it but that’s a seperate issue).

Also his suits fit exceedingly poorly. This is mostly because he is actually quite overweight. He’s a little under 6'2" and weighs about 250 lbs. That’s technically obese. He thinks the baggy suits hide his waistline, and to an extent it works, but it means they fit poorly on the shoulders and arms.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/06/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "Audistein" (Audistein)
02/06/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 2

If Steve tied them then they’d be in the shape of a noose.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
02/06/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 4

Fuck the knot, have you seen how long he wears them!? Just horrible!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/06/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 0

He’s 6'2"?! Wow I always assumed he was like 5'5". Just figured he was a sout guy by the way he acts.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/06/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
02/06/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0

The improper tie lengths have actually been bugging me a lot

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/06/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 1

I don’t see the knot or the ties themselves as real problems, honestly, but he does wear them ridiculously long. He comes off looking like a kid that raided his dad’s closet, since his suits are also cut way too big and loose. Fashion sense seems to be one of the few things Trump and Bernie Sanders have in common.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

Nope. I just think he can’t wear a necktie.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

The tie length is because of his massively long penis.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 0

They’re smaller than that.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 0

No, that’s Mr. Pence’s job.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

That, too.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1

They’re BORING. Solid red, not even a woven pattern.

Kinja'd!!! "Audistein" (Audistein)
02/06/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0

He regularly claims he is 6'3" or 6'4" but standing next to people of similar heights it is clear that he’s barely 6'2", if that.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/06/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

Look, where I come from, if you have more than two colors on your tie, it means you’re looking for a certain kind of bar.

Kinja'd!!! "Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
02/06/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1

A seriously good fashion for business guy recommended some great things for him and they would have changed him, so he probably launched into personal attacks and called him a so-called designer.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/06/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 1

He probably wears platforms.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/06/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

Where the heck would that be?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
02/06/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 0

Well I not only hate him, I hate the scotch tape on his dumb ties.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/07/2017 at 02:35, STARS: 0

I think his suits must mean he has astoundingly little patience. I mean, for not much money, you go to a good mensware store, tell the attendant/clerk/whatever to make you look good, they help you pick something good, takes your measurements and sends it to a tailor. With Trump’s budget (and he does apparently buy expensive suits), you could have them made bespoke.

The only thing I can think is that he can sit still for 10-15 minutes to get measured properly. So much in fashion looks awful on fat people, but a well tailored suit will flatter anyone, from the lanky to the obese. 

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/07/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 1

Seriously, he’s not far off:

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/07/2017 at 03:18, STARS: 0

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