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Kinja'd!!! by "scoob" (scoobsti)
Published 02/06/2017 at 14:02

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Kinja'd!!!

I was street walking down, business minding own, when SUDDENLY. BMW M4. Later. SUDDENLY. Ford Mustang. And I died not.

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/06/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

SUDDENLY. Ford Mustang

Are you okay?!

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
02/06/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Not a scratch. My head is still alive. My hands are still attached to my fingers.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/06/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

But did you poo... your pants?

Can poos poo?

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
02/06/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 4

yes

Can humans make humans?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/06/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0

Local soft serve poop on a cone wins lottery. More at 11.