How to give Svend a heart attack

Kinja'd!!! by "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
Published 02/05/2017 at 09:04

Tags: Cowpat
STARS: 11


I washed the vRS for the first time since September

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Regular wash and wax, but because our winter seems to have mostly disappeared I got the pressure washer right up and under the chassis and into the arches, and this is what came out.

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And then I piled it all up for your amusement and Svends horror.

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Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Chinny Raccoon" (chinnyraccoon)
02/05/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 0

Looks like mine after a month or so :(

I just hot pressure wash the whole car.

Kinja'd!!! "Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV" (sal-man)
02/05/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0

Living up to your name!

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Wish I had a hot pressure washer (can you run a hot tap into a normal one??), I wash my Defender chassis with a static diesel fired unit and it does a great job.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 1

Countryside living :)

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
02/05/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0

Mine was washed in August when I got some rust patched up. First wash in at least a year and none since....

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

Nice to know I’m in good company around here

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/05/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0

I would love to have a hot pressure washer. Come to think of it, I think someone said I can use the one at work we use for tractors!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

It’ll take more than that fella, have you seen what I eat. Lol.

This winter has been a pain in the arse.

Not done any cars since just before Christmas.

Piglet is well protected but starting to show signs of needing a wash.

Your Octy looks great when all nice shiny clean blue.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1

I was going to mention your diet before I thought it uncouth, it’s fairly protein heavy and that’s a good thing! It needs a proper wash for sure, but I was just getting sick of all the dirt so I attacked it rather than lovingly caressed it. Streaks are good, right? Because there’s lots.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

Lol. Streaks are the bane of my life with dark coloured cars.

Do I have your e-mail address? I can post something I think you’d really get on with.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

I do believe so. But I’ll only remind you which one if you let me pay.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

No, I don’t charge for gifts.

Wylam?

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1

Wylam. Guinness will be bought, because if I can’t stop you, you can’t stop me.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

ha ha ha, I’ve got you, you ain’t got my address ha ha ha. Lol.

Seriously though. I like spreading the word on good products, I make use of discount codes and like sending out gifts.

If only I wasn’t so nervous/anxious about meeting new people.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

I’ve ordered a couple of items to my house as I will add a few cloths, glass cloths and a sprayer bottle I’ve got some spare of already on order for myself.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0

Are you doing Oppomeet still?

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

No. Can’t get the time off. A few people already have days off that I put in for and nobody will shift swap to do chilled or frozen departments for that day.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
02/05/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1

Ah that’s a shame, I was looking forward to meeting you. Next time I do Hartside Pass I’ll email you and we could grab a beer, no pressure!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/05/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 0

Cheers fella.

Believe me I’m a very boring person.

So your warned. Lol.