Fast Food Brefass Taquitos, Ranked

Kinja'd!!! by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 02/05/2017 at 03:33

Tags: Underexplained Lists ; Rankings ; Whataburger
STARS: 3

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1. Whataburger

2. THERE IS NO RANKING, ONLY ZUUL

Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/05/2017 at 03:40, STARS: 2

Until you buy your brefass Tacos or Burritos from a truck your claims are invalid.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 03:42, STARS: 3

Sorry Stef, but as someone who LOVES Whataburger, you are nonetheless very wrong on this.

The best breakfast tacos are the ones made by your Latina mama or abuelita. At home.

After that, it’s from the neighborhood taqueria, panadería, tortillería, or hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant. Where they make the tortillas fresh from scratch every day.

After that, it’s from any Laredo Taco Company located inside Stripes gas stations throughout the state. Again, everything, including the tortillas, are made fresh every day. Service starts at 5 a.m.

Kinja'd!!!

And they serve REAL Mexican fillings, like chorizo con huevo, frijoles con chorizo, machacado and barbacoa, along with all the regular ones like potato and egg, bacon and egg, or ham and egg.

Finally, after ALL that, if you STILL can’t find a breakfast taco, then and only then, as a very last resort, are Whataburger taquitos ok.

Kinja'd!!! "Kat Callahan" (kyosuke)
02/05/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 2

And Whataburger is literally the last resort. Anything from anywhere else purporting to be breakfast tacos are a con game.

First person to say “McDonald’s isn’t terrible” gets drowned in a vat of my uncle’s homemade green chili stew.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/05/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 1

Service starts at 5 a.m.

That’s not true. I’ve been to several at like 2-3 am and they’ve been serving fresh tacos. There’s nothing like a nice hot breakfast taco at 2 AM when you’re beginning your rotation and are on about 1 hour of sleep.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/05/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 0

You don’t wanna go to Waffle House?

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/05/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1

Anyone who gets a breakfast taquito from a burger place instead of getting a breakfast burito from a 24 hour taco shop should be stripped of their citizenship and be dorced to work as a drug mule.

Kinja'd!!! "benJAMIN" (benjaminz)
02/05/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 1

So much this. Besides making your own, local taqueria/hole-in-the-wall restaurants, then Laredo right after. Well said.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 0

This is a ranking of commercially available fast food open at 3 a.m., though. Less “the best tacos,” more “McDonald’s vs. Wendy’s.”

Admittedly, I haven’t tried Laredo because of the vast number of taco trucks across the state.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 4

I did the LeMons Rally.

I still can’t poop.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
02/05/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

Back in the day in Houston there was an old converted Fotomat booth that served great breakfast tacos for a while. Was so convenient to drive up and grab a bag of them. They had a discount on quantities.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/05/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

Not a huge bfast taco/burrito fan... give me a mcmuffin and some coffee and I’m good.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1

Well, that escalated quickly.

In Stef’s defense, though, Whataburger excels at pretty much everything. Their breakfast taquitos are their one weak spot. And even then, they’re not bad, they’re just not better than what is easily findable almost anywhere else in Texas, including gas stations.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1

Delete your account.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/05/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

You can tell those tortillas are chewy just by looking at them. Also, is that a slice of processed american cheese?

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1

Oh yeah, the tortillas are definitely not good. Really, if you’re going to get breakfast at WB, stick to the BOB (Breakfast on a bun) or a breakfast in a biscuit (strangely, not called a BIB). Their biscuits are yum!

And yeah, they use what ingredients they have in hand, so... sliced cheese instead of shredded, and bacon crumbles sprinkled on top of the scrambled eggs, instead of cooked in them. Sometimes they just lay the bacon slices on top.

I mean, there was a reason I made the original comment I made. Because Stef and I live in fucking Texas. Literally ANYWHERE else has better breakfast tacos than Whataburger.

Kinja'd!!! "Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
02/05/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1