Made fresh when you order it — with fries that haven't been defiled by baby puke sauce — fast food restaurants ranked

Kinja'd!!! by "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
Published 02/05/2017 at 00:52

Tags: Whataburger
STARS: 1

#1. Whataburger.

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Replies (42)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/05/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/05/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

Not available in Canada, doesn’t count. Your vote is forfeit.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1

Canadians are Americans-lyte. Your comment is forfeit.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/05/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 1

100% agreed

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/05/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 1

Horses = farting

Farting = bad food

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/05/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 1

Incorrect. British and French lite.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
02/05/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 2

If I ever see one of these, I will try it. Decades of In-N-Out road trip tradition will be hard to beat.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 0

You don’t feed the horses the Whataburger. They’re herbivores!

You’d know that if you weren’t a cityslicker.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 2

Hush, America’s hat.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

It’s worth it.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/05/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0

gotta get me a bag of dicks...

http://www.ddir.com/

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
02/05/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 3

Maybe next time I’m in Austin for COTA.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/05/2017 at 01:16, STARS: 1

For “fast” food? Five Guys or nothing. And if you find yourself in Chicago the Illinois Bar and Grill will make you rethink what a burger should be.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/05/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 2

I’ve had Five Guys. Was not impressed. And the fries were awful. Grease with a side of grease.

Dunno if I’ll ever make it to Chicago, but if I ever do, I’ll try everything and anything I can. ^_^

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/05/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 1

“And the fries were awful”

My heart just broke!

I have to dig but I’ve posted the list of ingredients for fries on Oppo before.

Have an Illinois burger in the meantime.

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Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
02/05/2017 at 01:49, STARS: 1

If by “fast food” you mean “overpriced dumpster slime that takes 45 minutes to get” them, yes... Five Guys it is.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/05/2017 at 01:54, STARS: 0

I was thinking more like McDs or Booger King. You know. Where you play order roulette.

Will you get what you wanted? Only the time you spend in line will tell.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 02:48, STARS: 0

{ applauds }

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 02:51, STARS: 2

THIS.

FREAKING THIS.

I do not understand the overwhelming love for Five Guys. Pricier does not mean better. Every single time, it tastes like cardboard on top of cardboard with a side of greasy cardboard. Zero flavor to the meat at all unless you love bland. They’re burgers for the cannot-into-seasonings set that somehow thinks they’re too cool to sit down at Luby’s like their fore-old-people did.

In-N-Out is even better and they have the worst fries ever made and also don’t even have mayonnaise. Freaking In-N-Out. The bottom of the list is actually In-N-Out, then getting hit by a bus, and then Five Guys.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
02/05/2017 at 02:51, STARS: 0

For me, Whataburger and Five Guys are tied in first place for best fast food burgers.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 1

America is even having trouble claiming any connection to America at the moment. Give Canada a break.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/05/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 1

hot

garbage

(and the worst fries in the history of fries, even with crap all over them)

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 02:53, STARS: 0

You’re absolutely right about FG tasting like cardboard. And the meat being bland AF. Seriously. I don’t understand how people think it’s good, either.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/05/2017 at 02:53, STARS: 0

I’m a Texan first, American second.

Tejana, if we’re being precise.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/05/2017 at 07:35, STARS: 0

Yeah, those fries are the mushiness and most disgusting I’ve ever experienced. Considering they have bags of fresh potatoes everywhere, how do they turn them into limp greasy garbage? If I was a potato farmer, I wouldn’t sell to these guys on principle.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/05/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 0

The only good things about Dick’s are that they’re fast and cheap. Otherwise, it’s something only those that have been eating them from childhood would seek out. Also a holdover from the old Seattle that is somehow still surviving in the new Seattle, which is no small feat (realistically, it isn’t even the same city anymore, as the unique character has been almost entirely destroyed by newcomers and Amazon).

A friend and I spent a considerable amount of time and effort going to one just to be painfully disappointed. He grew up about an hour (with a ferry ride) from Seattle, so it wasn’t local enough to have grown up on them...

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/05/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 0

Unlike Whataburger, 5 Guys seems to be location depending. 1 out of every 5 locations will have a slightly better burger than Whataburger, while the other 4 are just soggy messes.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
02/05/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

Box o chocolates.

Kinja'd!!! "Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
02/05/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 0