by "Biased Plies" (biased-plies)
Published 02/04/2017 at 10:02
by "Biased Plies" (biased-plies)
Published 02/04/2017 at 10:02
Tags: Cunts
STARS: 2
Peter Maddox, an 84 year old, loves his brightly coloured Corsa. Visitors to his village in England, once crowned the most picturesque in the country, however, do not. Said visitors are apparently not please with the little photobombing compact and now some twats have scratched it up and broken the windows.
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Mr. Maddox is a better man than those vandals - if the repairs are not worthwhile, he intends to replace the car with a lime green one. I like his style.
"Biased Plies" (biased-plies)
02/04/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0
Looks like the link got Kinja’d: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290
"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
02/04/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 2
This whole thing seems eerily similar to the plot of Hot Fuzz.
"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
02/04/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 11
This whole thing seems eerily similar to the plot of Hot Fuzz.
"S65" (granthp)
02/04/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 4
Yo fuck off let the nice guy have his yellow car
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/04/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 3
What cunts. “Oh, this villager’s car is spoiling my instagram photo of this picturesque village that I don’t even live in. Stop photobombing my shitty photos with your existence.”
"Probenja" (probenja)
02/04/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 3
That town looks so gray that a yellow car adds some character to the photo, I am with the old man, keep colorful cars colorful!
"jimz" (jimz)
02/04/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 6
THE GREATER GOOD
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/04/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 4
If a tiny yellow Corsa offends people so much, he should get a Solar Yellow Juke.
"Svend" (svend)
02/04/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 2
Are visitors still harassing this bloke?
Bloody knuckle draggers.
I hope they caught the shits.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/04/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0
That’s so terrible, it’s prefect.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/04/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0
I hate that yellow, but it suits the Juke so well.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/04/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/04/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 2
I will agree with you on that.
Now that oppo isn’t filled with Jukes any more, my complete and total hatred of the Juke has subsided.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/04/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1
Any new car will ruin a photo of this town. These people are fuckheads.
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
02/04/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
Buick Corsa! GM needs to bring it over here! Old people approved!
No really though, there is nothing wrong with that yellow car parked in the village The photo looks awesome either way :)
"Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
02/04/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0
The only reason I have a dark green car is because it was my mom’s. Once I buy my own car, I’ll definitely look for something more colorful. He needs to dress bright, too! Colors are amazing!
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/04/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0
Only if the old man can get past the CVT
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/04/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 1
Or the standard manual.
"PS9" (PS9)
02/04/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 0
Well the only thing to do now is to get grandpa a giant lifted F350 dually with 7 inch dual exhaust painted the brightest shade on neon yellow, and flags mounted in the bed painted with reflective white and neon that glows in the dark.
DON’T LIKE LITTLE CARS YA BELLENDS WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIT
"Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/04/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1
Bastards. An oppo (thunderbee) owned one just like it. Im not a fan of these cars, but thats meaningless, this man enjoyed his vehicle regardless of what people think and you should never fuck with someones car. Ever. He is an honorary oppo.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/04/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0
Fix it up, get a dash cam and record everything through the night, and catch those cunts.
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In this day and age where literally everyone has a camera on them, we should equip our cars with the same.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/04/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 3
Sounds like they need some ‘merica
(OK, Canada.)
"S65" (granthp)
02/04/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0
CLOSE ENOUGH
"LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
02/04/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0
Someone build that man a photogenic garage.
Problems solved.
"fintail" (fintail)
02/04/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0
Could this be the one spot in Limeyland without a CCTV system on 24/7?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/04/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0
*Puke
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/04/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
This reminds me of JC’s E-Type film in season 17 of Top Gear, on why someone isn’t allowed to modernize their home because of the planning committee but is allowed to have a PT Cruiser parked in full view.
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/04/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 1
Well, if all those tourists find the Corsa too tasteless, can we take up a collection to buy him another GM product? These are getting pretty affordable now.
