by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 02/03/2017 at 23:34
by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 02/03/2017 at 23:34
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STARS: 7
1:Hide one of these in my clothes.
2:go and get baptized
3:?????
4:post that shit on youtube and profit
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"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
02/03/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0
If you’re religious enough, #2.
"Berang" (berang)
02/03/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 7
Hide several handfulls of those sponge capsule dinosaurs in your underpants.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/03/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 4
Yeah I’d probably freak out.
Alternatively: EVERY church in the nation hates him for this one secret.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/03/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0
I need to start convulsing and hiss and speaking demon to really sell it though
My god would the youtube money be worth it though
"accordingto" (accordingto)
02/03/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 2
I will personally buy several of these for you if you will actually do it.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/04/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 4
Baptism is a serious and solemn event for the devout. Doing something asinine to disrupt a person’s or congregation’s worship in their holy place because you don’t share their beliefs is not just rude, it’s juvenile.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:04, STARS: 4
*checks list of words people have used to describe me*
yep, Juvenile is there, it all checks out
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/04/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0
I demand you pay the Maggie tax for this post. *Makes grabby hands for photos of Maggie*
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1
She don’t give two shits.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/04/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0
Except you would be in like a baby pool so... more embarassing than anything.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/04/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0
Maggie!!!! *pounces and gives exactly two scritches*
Enzo also gives no shits. I couldn’t move for an hour.
He says hi, btw. :)
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0
would it be? I’ve seen adult sized pools....
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0
your cat is speaking to you?
that texas heat is messing with you.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/04/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/04/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0
I thought this was gonna be a giant version of one of those dinosaur sponges that expands to like 100x it’s size on Contact with water. I was sorely disappointed
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/04/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0
I honestly have no idea
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/04/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0
Step 5: Get brutally murdered by congregation because they’d believe you’re the anti-christ.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0
honestly, i think 1/2 of them would be too shocked to do anything, 1/4 would faint, and the rest would just run.
just enough time to make my escape
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/04/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 1
Depends. In Texas a quarter of them would be concealed carrying and at least one of them would shoot.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/04/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 1
good thing I’m not in texas then. canada :D
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
02/04/2017 at 04:30, STARS: 0
And some people get baptized in rivers and such.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/04/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Some growling might suffice as well.
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
02/04/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0
You evil genius!
I love it.