Buy a cheap Mercedes they said ...

Kinja'd!!! by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 02/03/2017 at 09:48

Tags: Depreciation is a bitch
STARS: 3


Spotted this morning, abandoned in a liquor store parking lot.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/03/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 0

Front suspension looks fine. Totally checks out.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/03/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 1

He probably heard they just got a shipment of Buffalo Trace on the shelves, drove as fast as he could, jumped a curb and destroyed the front control arms. Then he figured “Hey, a W210 Mercedes is a money pit on a good day, so I’ll just hedge my losses and stick with the booze.”

Kinja'd!!! "whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
02/03/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 2

Aww, it tried to lean into the corner like active body control.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
02/03/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 2

The driver’s name is Ileane?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/03/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0

Neglected possibly 20+ year old car in a rusty climate, it happens. Looks like a spring perch collapse (notorious rust area on these and W202s).

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
02/03/2017 at 10:00, STARS: 0

Is the passenger rear wheel in the air?

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/03/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 1

That’s just plain old abuse/neglect

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

No, but it was definitely at full droop.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 2

I don’t drink, but I’d sooner spend my money on booze than one of those cars.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 0

Sounds about right, it’s definitely junk now.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

Good to go, because Roadkill.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/03/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

It was probably junk some time ago. Early W210s went down the road to beaterdom a while back. Interesting body panel rust anyway, I don’t see them like that out here.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

Without a doubt.

And rust. Also rust.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

I certainly hope so.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/03/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 3

Broken like a Merc, parked like a BMW.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/03/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 3

Definite possibility. People always talk about Mercedes ABC and air suspension problems, which these never came with, so I figured it needed stating *shrugs*

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 3

Understood. It looks to be a much more fatal problem. The front of his rocker is nearly on the ground. I wouldn’t doubt for a second if the spring perch collapsed from rust or something like that.

When I was a baby (1981), my dad left the house to go to work one morning, and immediately returned. He then said to my mom, “Ummmmm .... I think we’re going to need a new car.” The right side rocker panel of her beloved ‘72 Datsun B210 was laying on the ground. Both strut towers had collapsed overnight from rust.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
02/03/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 1

I laughed way more than I should have at that. xD

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
02/03/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0

That, and like shop-teacher said, rust. Some old Mercs in our state rust so quickly it’s not even funny. :’(

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/03/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 1

Log-rolling down the street while balanced atop a bottle of booze is more reliable than a late-90s Mercedes. Even if that bottle is Jack Daniels (sort of like those Canadian cars in South Park).

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0

Hahaha! That’s a heck of a visual.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
02/03/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

If diesel, I just might fix it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

It wasn’t. As rusty as this thing was, I doubt it’s fixable anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
02/03/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

So parts ...

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0

Definitely parts.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
02/03/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1

Shit, now what?

Ah, well. How much you got on you?

Great, let’s get drunk.

Nope, just leave it right there.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 0

Sounds about right.

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/03/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

I saw one of these (silver pre-facelift W210, just like in the picture) abandoned in a picnic area on Maui. It was covered with grime, and someone had crudely pried open the trunk. Didn’t this generation of the E-Class have a problem with rust?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 1

Yes it did, and while it isn’t really showing so much in the picture, this one has a lot of rust on it. I bet some part of the chassis or suspension has collapsed from just. According to Fintail, the spring perches are a notorious rust problem for these.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/03/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Certainly possible. I’ve seen broken coil springs too. But where I live, rust isn’t a problem, so I have no idea where and how badly these cars rust, just that the internet says they do.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/03/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

I always forget that this happens because where I live rust isn’t a problem at all. Grew up in the midwest though and saw plenty of rust there, but I never even sat in a Mercedes when I lived there so I don’t think of them as having rust problems.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0

They rust really badly. You rarely see them around here anymore. It’s not really showing on the pic, but this one has a lot of rust around all the edges.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
02/03/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

Gotcha. That’s too bad. Stupid rust.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/03/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

Yep. It’s the worst. I miss my Roadmaster. I know i did the right thing getting rid of it, but I miss it,

Kinja'd!!! "fryguy" (jbird94)
02/03/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!