by "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
Published 02/02/2017 at 13:28
by "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
Published 02/02/2017 at 13:28
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STARS: 3
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/02/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 9
This will be a great story for the two of you to tell at your wedding.
"garagemonkee" (monke)
02/02/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 2
Where in the world is carmentapia548?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
02/02/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 2
My fiancée would find it hilarious
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
02/02/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 1
Aaaaaannnd it’s stuck in my head
"Shane MacGowan's Teeth" (shaneteeth)
02/02/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1
Pfft you can keep Carmen, Katie just started following me
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/02/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0
I just got followed by the lovely Cristina. I’ve never felt so popular!
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/02/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 7
carmen just started following me, and she is already cheating on me.
wow.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/02/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 1
Move to Utah
"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/02/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 1
I just got followed By Lisa and her twins
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
02/02/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 1
I got the same thing, but with a different name and picture.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/02/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1
Yeah looks like we’re going to have another wave of porn spam accounts rolling through.
"user314" (user314)
02/02/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 2
Wait, you mean the Wendy who started following me might not be legit? My faith in the Interwebs is shaken to the core......
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/02/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 2
I’ve got Naomi Watts (Anna’s clearly just a pseudonym) following me!
And she’s into car parts, too!
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
02/02/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 1
Noooooooooooo not Wendy too
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 1
I wouldn’t buy it. It’s a scam.
Now on the other hand, I just got followed by Christine. She’s looking out for my interests. She’s letting me know that there are wifes [sic] in my area that want sex and even provided a link. Now that’s friendship.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
02/02/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
02/02/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/02/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0
Yea but Sarah just started following me and the bet her pictures, after the link on her profile, are way better.
https://kinja.com/sarahcolman310
"facw" (facw)
02/02/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
“She”’s the one I got...
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/02/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
B..but I thought she just wanted ME to check out her nudes? I’m heartbroken....
Again.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/02/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1
If you love something let it go. If it come back. Check out it’s nudes.
"Laurence" (mrlaurence)
02/02/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0
Yeah, I got followed by this one too
"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
02/02/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 1
I assumed Danielle was really just someone who misclicked horribly and hasn’t realized it yet.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/02/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1
I got followed by a Betty.
I clicked on her name and was surprised to see someone else starred her post AND replied to it. Who could it be? A rogue bot gone semi-conscious, spamming its allies instead of the hoomans?
Nope! I saw this gem instead:
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/02/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0
Well at least yours is named Carmen. I was followed by someone named Kia.
Do you think her last name might be Rio or Optima? Maybe Forte or Soul?
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
02/02/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 1
You should ask