by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 02/02/2017 at 12:13
by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 02/02/2017 at 12:13
Tags: vive la resistance!
STARS: 15
...the tyranny of the groundhog. I say we’ve had enough of Punxsutawney Phil with his arbitrary pronouncements and alternate facts about winter. I say we want Spring now! And we should stand up and fight for it! Who’s with me?
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/02/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1
EXACTLY! It’s a rodent that is not privy to any information about the weather at all. It doesn’t know anything. And its shadow is just that. A shadow.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
02/02/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 4
#NotMyGroundhog
#SpringNow
#NoMoreWinter
"Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
02/02/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1
You misspelled rodent.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 3
We need proper vetting before we let undocumented shadows into our weather forecasting system.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/02/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 2
My .177 will make short work of that guy and the neighbors would never even notice. Great, now I’m on some NSA watchlist.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1
You just need to set up some patsy as the second shooter to take the heat.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
02/02/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1
I think all of Oppo is already on the NSA watchlist. lol
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/02/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1
The Mayor of NYC is with you. #KillTheHogs
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/02/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1
laughing emoji with a thumbs up
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/02/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1
I’ll stick him on the third floor of my neighbor’s house, the room where he keeps all his books. The cops will be sure to find him.
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/02/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2
Great, now I’m on some PETA watchlist.
Fixed.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/02/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 2
Fight junk science.
Boycott Groundhog day.
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/02/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1
I’m in!
"GUYMANDUDE" (guymandudebro)
02/02/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
#notmygroundhog
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0
But the Staten Island hog predicted Spring. See, the “experts” can’t even agree!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1
No Squirrels Allowed list.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1
And the Resistance grows...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1
Thought you especially would like it.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/02/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 4
This is unrelated to much of anything, but on Monday I accidentally stumbled across a photoshop someone had made of a groundhog in flak jacket with rifle.
So here it is.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0
Stick with what works.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/02/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1
There’s also this.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0
Oh shit. I bet he’s from one of those 7 embargoed groundhog dens, isn’t he?
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/02/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1
Well, I mean, the California ground squirrels were in league with the Hun.
Notice the tiny
Pickelhaube
s.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0
Gads, you’re right!
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/02/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0
I posted this in another GD thread, but Punxsutawney is not a nice town. drove through there while I was working and it was a bit of a cesspit.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0
But it was so nice in the movie!
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/02/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
What happened is all those people moved away from west PA to get nicer jobs somewhere else. Pittsburgh has come a long way but the whole “small town quaintness” thing is a myth around here.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0
Oh well, let them have their rodent then. They need something to hold onto.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/02/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1
Well, no. In a bit of natural irony, groundhogs are filthy, disease carrying rodents. Regular pest extermination around here, you have to be careful handling them.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/02/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0
Nope, screw that, I want to go Ice Racing.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/02/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1
My friend once got a letter from PETA. We sent a steak to the return address.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/02/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 1
Damn that rodent bastard!