by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 02/02/2017 at 11:56
Tags: shitposting is best posting
STARS: 1
I shall now speak to you in the language of our long-forgotten ancestors: 55566655522666*pause*666227777
That is all.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/02/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 2
LOLBOOBS
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1
The pause is because you have to wait for the current character to time out before you can use the same key again. At least, that’s how my Nokia was.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/02/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1
i remember when i could text an entire paragraph without looking using T9
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
02/02/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0
i just realized that after i posted it
"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/02/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0
LOBO OBS
who’s go low boobs?
don’t say your mom....
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
pause != space. Pause just lets the character selection time-out so you can use the same key again.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
T9 was awesome
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/02/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0
#include
using namespace std;
int main ()
{
cout << “Get on my level, skrub”;
return 0;
}
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0
10 PRINT “GET OFF MY LAWN”
20 GOTO 10
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/02/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0
01001101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101111 01110100 01100011 01101000
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0
*furiously hitting telegraph key*
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/02/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0
.-. . -.- -
"fourvalleys" (fourvalleys)
02/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 1
Up until about a month ago, I had a flip-phone for work. My T9 skills are still sharp, but there was one problem. It guessed at a lot of things when it didn’t know any words for a combination of keys.
The most obvious problem: Correcting my last name to “testicles.” Yep.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/02/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0
That’s amazing. Ever accidentally send one with “testicles” in it?
"fourvalleys" (fourvalleys)
02/02/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0
Yep, to an unsuspecting client. It went... alright, actually. Mr. Testicles.