Haven't posted about bad parkers in a while so here is a tire on curb dump.

Kinja'd!!! by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 02/02/2017 at 08:47

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This is an epidemic in Knoxville.

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Bonus Doglopnik. The managed this while parking in the stop sign zone...

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How hard could it be to park in space that has an open drive in front of it...

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If you were dumb enough to own a New Beetle... maybe you shouldn’t be driving.


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Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/02/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0

GREYHOUND!

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 1

Kebo Agent Gibbs is always alert for bad parkers on his walks

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/02/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

How the hell do you see SO MANY people who do this???

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

My walk from class back to my apartment is straight up a street where everyone is parallel parked and go to class at least 2x a day plus walks with the doggo . Still doesn’t excuse how often I see this.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/02/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

I guess a better way to put it would be “How do so many people that do this exist in such a small area?”

Is there something especially difficult about the curbs in the specific spot, or are these people really that clueless?

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
02/02/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 0

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Hello, my fellow Knoxvillian. My view from the office

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/02/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 2

Counterpoint on the New Beetle: it’s not a bad car and is pretty alright to drive.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0

We had a friend who’s turbo blew at 60,500 miles. 60,500 miles. VW was like, screw it it’s yours. Also, the interior make’s a Polaris Ranger seem like my Lexus.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 0

BB&T Building?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/02/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 1

I like it when they scrape the curb so much, the tire looks like a whitewall.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 1

2/3 either had a driveway or road in front of them. The only correlation I could maybe see is the amount of students because it is right next to UT and their ineptitude of driving. There’s enough that I have started taking pictures.

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
02/02/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

First TN, right next door

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 1

Ahh. BB&T was my best guess just from visual triangulation.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/02/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

But it’s the BACK wheel on the curb...

imma go with “idiot”

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/02/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 1

I saw a lady take 2 minutes of going back and forth to park a spot my LS400 could have fit in with a little work. I don’t get it. I hate parallel parking but at least I can do it.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/02/2017 at 09:34, STARS: 1

1.8 turbo + people not willing to maintain them = dangerous territory. Not putting the blame on the owner (because VW does suck about this), but this car was not ready for its demographic of non-enthusiasts.

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
02/02/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 1

My girlfriend drives a New Beetle...

Though it is a New New Beetle, not an Old New Beetle.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/02/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

I love small and medium cities because they’re filled with people who live in the ‘burbs, but have to commute downtown and deal with strange things like “parallel parking”

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/02/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1

We have angled curbs and 24-inch sidewalks. About half the people who street park have both passenger-side wheels on the sidewalk instead. Doesn’t leave much room for walking on them when you take mirrors into account.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/02/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 1

Haha proud to see students continuing that time-honored UTK tradition, offhand or opportunistic parking behavior (Head Coach then was Johnny Majors, for historical correlation)

Part of my Vol education with actual practical, real-world application — how to parallel-park Dad’s VW bus in any space the size of a USPS curbside box or larger (all 4 wheels on the street, too)

Thanks for bringing back fond memories :)