Thanks To Zoidberg

Kinja'd!!! by "vicali" (vicali)
Published 02/01/2017 at 21:59

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Standing in my bathroom looking at the window I noticed something..


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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 2

I see your Beetle mat and raise you a Matiz towel.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 5

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY EVEN CUT DOWN THE LEFT PIECE.

THEY KNEW THE TRUTH

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/01/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

Matte bronze handle?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

I got it! You do home inspections for a real estate agency, don’t you?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1

If I had that kind of career, don’t you think I’d be rolling around in not a tercel and living in not Everett?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 1

Maybe you’d be living somewhere else, but don’t sell me the notion that you’d be in something other than a rusty Tercel.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/01/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

You would have seven tercels.. and own your neighbour’s house too..

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

I’m not that into Tercels.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/01/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 1

“squareness” is all relative... (epic post)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 1

But then who would remind me often of the number of vehicles I legally own?!?!

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/01/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

“Who says I like right angles? These are not my laws, these are not my rules..”

Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
02/01/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

I noticed it before I read the sentence :)

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/02/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 1

No. because that’s essentially what I do, and I’m in the Denver equivalent of Everett and I still see a Tercel out the window.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/08/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0

This reminds me of some “upgrades” that were done to my old apartment back in Los Angeles. Before they did the work I didn’t have water leaks through the ceiling and all of the electrical outlets worked, but not afterwards. Oh, and my kitchen TV wasn’t on fire.

One minor thing that pissed me off was the fact that they didn’t put a plate around the relocated light switch in the hallway. I didn’t think much about it, went to the hardware store and bought one for about a quarter rather than letting those incompetent boobs back in my home. That’s when I found out why they didn’t put a plate one - they cut the hole too big and a standard plate didn’t cover up their crap workmanship. Thankfully there were larger plates available, but it just drives me crazy that this kind of half-assed workmanship exists. I learned early on when getting bids on projects to immediately throw out the lowest and highest bids, and then pick from the remaining ones.