by "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
Published 02/01/2017 at 08:57
by "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
Published 02/01/2017 at 08:57
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But what am I being federally protected from right now?
This guy has been parked at the IRS building next to where I work and his swarm of black and white Chevy SUVs have been all over the general area this week. Very unusual.
I guess I feel safe...I don’t know what I’m supposed to be afraid in the first place
edit: shortly after posting this I received a scam call from a Washington, DC number. I may have panicked for a split second when I saw DC come up under the number
"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/01/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 5
"Justin Hughes" (justinhughes54)
02/01/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 4
They’re protecting you from yourself.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 1
FPS is a department of DHS. They’re usually tasked with protecting federal property. Could be a drill, inspection or something.
"PS9" (PS9)
02/01/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 2
Protecting you from people who don’t wanna make america great again. You’re not one of those people, right TysMagic?
We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
"fintail" (fintail)
02/01/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 5
They are just providing freedom, nothing to worry about.
It’s the Simpsons-style trucks that should make you think twice:
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/01/2017 at 09:34, STARS: 2
Didn’t you hear?! The world is a mess, everything is in shambles and we’re all going to die. But that truck is there, so dont worry!
"kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
02/01/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 1
They might be trying to make America safe again by trying to find the criminals, who post pictures about their vehicles to the internet. Those are likely PPDAs (Picture Posting Detection Antennas) and they probably just got you.
"TysMagic" (twjeffery)
02/01/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 1
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/01/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 1
Chemtrails, obviously...
"Autofixation" (Autofixation)
02/01/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 1
I would have given that scam call so much shit.
"TysMagic" (twjeffery)
02/01/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1
ah of course. silly me
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
02/01/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0
Big Brother is watching you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_surveillance
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/01/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0
Hey, just go up, bang on the door, and ask them wtf they’re doing. H*ll, demand to know! You always could say, “I’m a U.S. taxpayer and you work for *me*
Haha
Jk btw
"PS9" (PS9)
02/01/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 1
Alternative facts.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 1
You could win an all expense paid tour of the DHS facilities at Gitmo.
"facw" (facw)
02/01/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 1
I mean the prison is right on the beach. Could be nice right?
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1
Plenty of wake boarding or did they say water boarding? Should be fun.
"facw" (facw)
02/01/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0
Yep. Though for the record, when I’m disappeared, I have a preference for the secret prison at Diego Garcia. Looks like much nicer and sandier beaches (though I think they have a lot of sharks?). In any event, hopefully Trump’s secret police can be accommodating.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 1
Wouldn’t be very trump if he didn’t have the best secret police.
"asenna" (asenna)
02/10/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1
