I was only looking at my fingernails--You won't BELIEVE what happened next!!! (#3 WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!(DOCTORS HATE HIM!!!!!!!!))

by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 01/31/2017 at 23:49

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Fingernails!!

Look at your index fingernail head-on.

It kinda looks like a first-gen Lexus SC, right?

Replies (23)

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/31/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 3

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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 1

SINGLE BROS IN YOUR AREA

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/31/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 1

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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/31/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 1

I think you’re hot boxing with Torch right now.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 1

My dream is to get high with Torchinsky in a period-correct VW Type-2.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 1

NO ONE INVITED YOU LOBSTER

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/31/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 4

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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 2

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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0

HEY STOP COMING BACK YOU’RE BANNED FOR 120 DAYS

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 1

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"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/01/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 0

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"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/01/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 6

Try this one weird trick to lose belly fat and/or lower your car insurance

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

lobster pls

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

Don’t have to worry about belly fat or car insurance when you’re dead...

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/01/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

OMG that’s the trick! WHO TOLD YOU???

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0

That’s the One Simple Trick™ Uncle Sam DOESN’T want you to know!

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/01/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 1

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/01/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 1

GAAAAAH!

"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
02/01/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 2

looks like the shit I dig out of my nails after a long day at work...

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/01/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

Tim Heidecker really went off the rails.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/01/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

I’m still laughing at this one.

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 1

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/01/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

And that’s when the aliens make first contact