by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 01/31/2017 at 17:09
by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 01/31/2017 at 17:09
Tags: Advice from Uncle CB
STARS: 5
Try as you might, you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
01/31/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0
I question your ability to live when i am not around to supervise you.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 2
Confucius say:
You cannot outrun a fart on a treadmill.
"CB" (jrcb)
01/31/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 2
This is some old advice from when I was working out with my buddy a few years ago. We were on the treadmills together, had some bad gas, turned to him and said “you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill”. He thought it was hilarious until the smell caught up to him.
And I can live just fine, thank you.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
01/31/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 0
ramen and hungry man meals is not living :P
"CB" (jrcb)
01/31/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 1
Well, I’m back living at home, so I’m good for food.
Got a new diet plan, too, so I can finally gain some weight.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 1
I’ve done that for a couple of weeks in college. I learned the hard way that my food budget can run out quickly.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/31/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0
So that’s what the C in CB stands for!
Keep Oppo philosophical leader
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 2
But if he’s Confucius, why is his avatar the Japanese flag?
*hides*
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/31/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0
Same goes for kitchens.
"CB" (jrcb)
01/31/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0
We’ve been over what my avatar is.
I’m coming for you. And your Mustang. And delicious food.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/31/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
Life changing advice.
"CB" (jrcb)
01/31/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
Fun fact: I did terrible in 50% of my philosophy classes in university. Granted, I only had two, but still.
Man, Moral Reasoning was a terrible class.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/31/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
https://pacoup.com/2011/06/12/list-of-true-169-resolutions/
"Pyrochazm" (pyrochazm)
01/31/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 1
Truer words have never been spoken.
Also- you can never escape the stench if you just farted into PVC rain gear. It’s like farting into a balloon then it gets released right by your face every time you move.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
01/31/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0
Carlin’s Corollary: If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, everybody knows who did it.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/31/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1
Yeah, when it was a square avatar, now it’s just an off-centered Japanese flag.