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Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 01/31/2017 at 11:21

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So oppo, any cool ads of your cars?

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/31/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 2

No. Chevy sucks at advertising.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/31/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

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I always liked this one.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
01/31/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

There’s something lame about police chases. Or an ad saying its heck on wheels.

Kinja'd!!! "chaozbandit" (chaozbandit)
01/31/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 1

Needs more

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Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
01/31/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/31/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/31/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

That’s an understatement. My SS has had all of 20 bucks used for advertisement from GM in the last 4 years.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/31/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 1

What’s funny is that your SS’s (damn that’s an awkward name) spiritual predecessor is the only GM thing I can think of off the top of my head that the ads are actually good for.

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/31/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

They didn’t really advertise my car. They kinda just assumed people were coming in to buy one way or another.

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This was a nice little homage though.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/31/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0

I still don’t know why the hell didn’t they call the SS the Impala SS, and say it was a special RWD V8 Impala.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/31/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

I’d say call the Impala a Caprice, since it’s more similar in spirit to the Caprice than the Impala, and then do what you said.

But the reason for not doing that is probably that they figured it wasn’t worth turning their lineup upside down for a model that was dying anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/31/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0

The Caprice name is already used as a cop car. It would have to be the Impala SS, and say it is different due to “nascar” rules. lol Make it the top of the line sedan, and price the regular impalas so the max is 38k.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/31/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

So do what Ford does and call it the Police Interceptor.

Or better, just call it the PPV.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/31/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 0

That is the full name of the Caprice cop car is the Caprice PPV. Caprice SS doesn’t have a nice ring to it, since in the 90s the SS version of the Caprice was the Impala SS. It’s probably why the car is called just the SS.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/31/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 1

That’s what I’m saying. They were halfway there. Drop “Caprice” from the PPV, relocate “Caprice” to Impala, add “Impala” to SS.

But like I said I can see why they didn’t bother.