by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 01/30/2017 at 22:35
by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 01/30/2017 at 22:35
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STARS: 3
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On a warm Oppo eve
On a Juke bound for nowhere
I met up with the Tercel
We were both too tired to post
So we took turns a-postn’
Out the window at the hondabro
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to speak
He said, “newb, I’ve made a life
Out of readin’ people’s shitposts
Knowin’ what the posts were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don’t mind me sayin’
I can see you’re out of shitposts
For a taste of your gasoline
I’ll give you some advice”
So I handed him my gas jug
And his car drank my last gas can
Then he bummed a 18" wheel
And asked me for some gas
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, “If you’re gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/30/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 2
Herpes > Juke
"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
01/30/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0
that’s weak, man. Weak.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/30/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0
I’ll admit. This is 100x better than “The Devil went down to Oppo.”
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
01/30/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 1
The Nissan Herpes is out already? I thought it wasn’t coming until 2018.