I found the perfect Benmobile.

Kinja'd!!! by "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
Published 01/29/2017 at 21:56

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And I have almost enough saved, too, to the point that if I made that my offer, he’d prob accept. Alas, I need the money to move out of my parent’s house. Otherwise I would have bought this like a week ago.

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But yeah, if you could find a car that fits my personality better for under $5k, by all means, share here. I’ll be buying another car this summer most likely.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/29/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

Oooh, even comes with a suicide knob.

That trunk looks worthy of an entire Las Vegas block worth of dead hookers.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/29/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1

No, not dead hookers. But it appears Nazi season is open, and boy is my trigger finger itchy.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/29/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 1

Start with this guy .

I’d love to have a swing at him.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/29/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1

That’s a funny looking Lexus.

But seriously this think is awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
01/29/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0

You. I like you.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/29/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 3

Ah sweet he’s local too.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/29/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

Yeah the spell Lexus had on me was broken the second I got back in a Cadillac. Now I’m back to normal, not to worry.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/29/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0

10/10 would DD.

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
01/29/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 2

Move out of parents house into Cadillac. Problem solved.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/29/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0

https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5970296173.html

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/29/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0

That’s pretty sweet! Lots more Caddies out there for you, in due time.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/30/2017 at 01:49, STARS: 0

It’s funny to hear a Nazi complain about being treated like trash and not like a human. “Oh you mean like how the Nazi’s treated literally anyone who wasn’t white, and didn’t expect Der Fuhrer as their new god.”

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/30/2017 at 07:41, STARS: 1

Yup. Subhuman scum is what he is. I feel bad for his kids.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
02/01/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Perfect! I love the color!