About to spend 5 hours in this 

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 01/29/2017 at 13:17

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STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Got an interview tomorrow and it’s a 5 hour drive, so I rented this to save the miles on the M. I’ve driven it 2 miles home and I already don’t like it.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
01/29/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 0

What don’t you like?

Kinja'd!!! "Probenja" (probenja)
01/29/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 4

If you tell it a joke does it look happier? Or does it look like this all the time?

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Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
01/29/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 10

A rental Chevy isn’t as good as an M? Color me shocked.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
01/29/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 4

OMG, did Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder design those chrome strips via phone conference?

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Kinja'd!!! "theloudmouth" (theloudmouth)
01/29/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 2

As exciting as a bucket of wall paper paste (as the Brits would say). My fiancée had a 2015 before and god was that thing hateful. I hear they’re improved but that’s like saying that syphillius is better than HIV...

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
01/29/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1

Wow, that reads a lot harsher than I meant it. Sorry about that.

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
01/29/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 3

From an E90 M3 to a 1.5T Rental Spec Malibu, I think not liking it was expected.

Kinja'd!!! "GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo" (jackolson)
01/29/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 1

The 1.5 is pretty bad if you are used to any mild level of horsepower and torque. I really like the new Malibu but it needs to be a nicer trim level and have the 2.0L turbo w/ the 8 speed auto.

Kinja'd!!! "jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
01/29/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1

I had one last weekend as a loaner and I rather liked it. Sure it’s slow, but it’s a 1.5, and it did chirp the tires midway through first from a stoplight.

It rode really great, so you should be comfortable after the drive. And Android Auto was neat. It handled better than I expected, too. I wasn’t afraid to “push” it and the tires didn’t vocally complain. Just don’t set your expectations to be dumb relative to an M car.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/29/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0

I got the sarcasm, and yeah no surprises.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/29/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

An accurate description of how the design meeting for this car went.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/29/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Interior feels too plasticy and the controls feel a little sloppy.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/29/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Need to pop the hood and see what’s it’s got.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/29/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

I told it a joke, kept the same expression.