Roast the DB9 so it'll depreciate faster

Kinja'd!!! by "traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
Published 01/28/2017 at 22:18

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I will say something positive about the DB9 here. “It’s a scramjet-powered magic carpet ride!” Therefore, in response, the comment section will do the exact opposite and roast it. I will then have a 1: >1 ratio of people who like this car to people who don’t.

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Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/28/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0

Ditto to the Rapide

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/28/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/28/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

Aston Martin’s rule of thirds is BS marketing speak and ruins every Aston Martin by proxy.

I tried

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/28/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 1

The DB9 looks like a Ford Fusion Coupe.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/28/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 0

The only thing worse than the fact that Kinja Kinja’d my comment formatting is the Aston Martin DB9.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
01/28/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0

The DB9's design was clearly stolen from the Honda Accord Coupe.

That’s my positive statement, since everyone else has currently given a negative.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/29/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 1

Isn’t its engine just two of these welded together?

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